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Written by Vleh
Welcome to another test regarding your ability to fend off the "living dead." In this test, you will be hearing about random situations, in which there will be several answers to choose from. There're two factors in this test; your Zombification (the answers involving this factor mean you took a bad path and was Infected by an undead malcontent, commonly referred to as "zombies") and your Humanifiscence (your ability to remain Uninfected.) Good luck, because heeeere we gooooo! Sorry.
You're on a soccer field, with four other survivors. You ran away from your stronghold when you had to kill your Infected parents, and the others followed you to get you back. Suddenly, someone hears noises across the field. You see four people running from masses of zombies. What do you do?
Stay and fight. There're a lot, but maybe we can take them.
Let them get me. I'm done with this.
Run towards the house, letting in the other survivors.
Run in another direction. The other group might die, but the Infected won't attack our stronghold,
What would you use to fend off five or more close-range Infected?
Some sort of blunt object.
A machine gun.
A machine gun WITH ammunition. Tricked you there.
What do you think is the best rank to have at the time of Infection?
I'd rather be in another country.
You and eight survivors are holed up in a Safeway. Surrounding you is a fast food restaurant, a clothing store, and a lamp store. What are your orders?
Search the stores for any useful materials or tools.
Improve the window and door barricades.
Finish searching Safeway.
Fiind a way onto the roof.
If you were bit by an Infected person, what would you do?
Get someone else to do it.
Kill as many Infected as I can, then turn the barrel on myself.
Just wait until I turn.
When you learn about the Outbreak starting, you remember that both of your parents are away on business trips. Worried for their survival, what do you do?
Travel to both of their respective locations.
Stay home with your siblings, but call them.
OH NO! ZOMBIES ON THE DOORSTEP! Whatever will we do?
Turn off the lights and every one shut the hell up or you're going out to meet them!
Shoot them now!
Pick them off slowly.
Just ignore them...
What did you do to pass the time?
Board games. So many board games.
Truth or Dare.
You've noticed that your house is starting to reek of sweat. You and your fellow survivors agree that everyone should take showers. You test the faucet and, to your suprise, the water is still running. What is your course of action to make sure that everyone showers?
Everyone showers at the same time.
Anyone who isn't showering is on guard at the windows.
No one showers yet.
Take short showers.
You trip. Down the gravel street are hordes of Infected, exerting energy at the thought of a meal. You're tired, ad not sure how long you can keep running. You notice a house that appears to have survivors inside. You also notice a cathedral with several people inside, and an empty store. What would you do?
Keep running, maybe they'll stop at one of the survivor-filled buildings.
Take the house. Hopefully they can fend off the Infected.
Take the cathedral. Maybe when I knock they'll let me in.
Lose them through the store. Or not.
Let's say you chose the house. You yell at them to open the door as you run up the drive, and suprisingly they do so. After disposing of the pursuers, the twelve people introduce themselves. What do you do?
Stay with these guys. They seem to be doing pretty well.
Stay for a day or two, then be off to find a way to survive.
Leave now, and keep on wandering.
Take charge of the group.
Say you took the church. Running on the green, you see an opened, semi-barricaded window. You were a world-class hurdler, and, as you approach the opening, you fly through. You look for the shapes you had seen outside, but the is no one in sight. Walking by the pews, you notice several bodies. Suddenly, a woman walks out, appearing normal but staring at the ground, blood spattered. You know better than to talk to strangers, but...
"Hello? Oh no, I forgot my bible..."
"I think I'm going to just... Just leave, now. Bye..."
Run to the house.
Check if she's Infected or not.
Okay, you took the store. Oh no! They're still coming! Maybe you should have thought this through. What now?
I'll try the cathedral...
Gah, I give up.
[Try to fight.]
Try the house.
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