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"My grandfather was a kind man who helped many people during the time he was alive. He always listened to ur problems no matter what. He is sorely missed and he will be remembered forever." —TH, Flint, MI "My aunt on her death bed told me she made me the excutor of her will over my brother or sisters because I have a better business sense." —LP, Michigan

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Interesting Facts About Death

• In America, the average life span for males is 72.5 years
• The average for females is 77.1
• On earth, someone dies every 2 seconds or so.
• So far, the only proven way to extend the human life span is by slowing the metabolism with a calorie-restricted diet—consuming less than 1200 calories a day!
• The oldest person on record was 124 when she died!
• The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old.
• Blue whales can live more than 500 years, due to the slowing arctic waters.
• An adult mayfly usually lives less 24 hours.
• All members of the species of mouse commonly used in lab experiments, mus musculus musculus, are genetically identical and to some degree share memories of other mice’s past lives.

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