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"My grandpa use to tell me stories when I was a little kid about when he was a little kid." —AE, L.A. California "ummm....no" —mh, buffalo "My dad communicates with me with trains...." —LG, Dallas "My Uncle Rom always had a nice smile and a quick laughing wit." —mc, 19610 "I didn't really know anyone all that well when they died. My grandfather used to call me rooster turds when i was younger because I apparently was dark like one. I have since found out that rooster turds are actually white." —JS, San Francisco

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Interesting Facts About Death

• In America, the average life span for males is 72.5 years
• The average for females is 77.1
• On earth, someone dies every 2 seconds or so.
• So far, the only proven way to extend the human life span is by slowing the metabolism with a calorie-restricted diet—consuming less than 1200 calories a day!
• The oldest person on record was 124 when she died!
• The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old.
• Blue whales can live more than 500 years, due to the slowing arctic waters.
• An adult mayfly usually lives less 24 hours.
• All members of the species of mouse commonly used in lab experiments, mus musculus musculus, are genetically identical and to some degree share memories of other mice’s past lives.

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