Staff Tests

The Death Test

By Christian Rudder (1975–2054) & Chris Coyne (1977–2012)

According to our research, this person will be:

Dead at 80

Probable Cause:

Sealed For Privacy

Heartwarming Stories

"My grannymother used to threaten me with a wooden spoon when I was being naughty. She never had to actually use it."
—AW, Florida

"Dont know any"
—MR, Bronx, NY

"too many of them to fit in a very large book!"
—ceh, Austin, TX

"my brother, he use to bring me on dates with him, he took me to work with him, he was my best friend ever. i miss him tremendously"
—tl, rittman ohio

"my son was tragically killed 3yrs ago and not a second goes by that i don't think or miss him..."
—jd, new york

"My babci (Polish for grandmother) used to grow the most beautiful roses and used to help toend to her large vegetable garden that we enjoyed eating from when I was a little girl."
—LM, New Jersey

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Interesting Facts About Death

In America, the average life span for males is 72.5 years
The average for females is 77.1
On earth, someone dies every 2 seconds or so.
So far, the only proven way to extend the human life span is by slowing the metabolism with a calorie-restricted diet—consuming less than 1200 calories a day!
The oldest person on record was 124 when she died!
The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old.
Blue whales can live more than 500 years, due to the slowing arctic waters.
An adult mayfly usually lives less 24 hours.
All members of the species of mouse commonly used in lab experiments, mus musculus musculus, are genetically identical and to some degree share memories of other mice’s past lives.

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