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"no" —DOB, Melbourne, Australia "Na" —bo, Tennesse "rather not." —xx, CA "a friend of mine recently died and after the fact i found out that he always asked how me and my son were doing when we weren't there. i thought it was sweet." —kh, california "my relationship with my father was always strained, but I think I resolved things before he passed." —ab, wv

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Interesting Facts About Death

• In America, the average life span for males is 72.5 years
• The average for females is 77.1
• On earth, someone dies every 2 seconds or so.
• So far, the only proven way to extend the human life span is by slowing the metabolism with a calorie-restricted diet—consuming less than 1200 calories a day!
• The oldest person on record was 124 when she died!
• The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old.
• Blue whales can live more than 500 years, due to the slowing arctic waters.
• An adult mayfly usually lives less 24 hours.
• All members of the species of mouse commonly used in lab experiments, mus musculus musculus, are genetically identical and to some degree share memories of other mice’s past lives.

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