Nov 9, 2012 1:13am

It's shocking, you know!


Nov 9, 2012 1:15am

But that spark is quite important, no?


Nov 9, 2012 10:57am

No.  LIPA is my relationship provider.


Nov 9, 2012 1:00pm

I wonder what that Ali meant

An outage is an outrage?


Nov 9, 2012 1:38pm

Come to think of it, it hardly matters, for the aforementioned entity is a bore. To deal with it, is such a chore


Nov 12, 2012 12:40pm

Amperes, volts and watts

Can tie us up in knots. 

Not to mention ohms – 

Reluctant erogenous zones


Nov 12, 2012 12:51pm

Electricity is usually used during most activities in a relationship, especially lighting, since dates often occur after sunset.

However, as sex is often performed without ambient lighting, electrical devices might not used in concert with it. However, this is not universally the case; indeed, electrical powered devices or even electrical current, say, between electrodes applied to the nipples often are used in physical expressions of intimacy.


Nov 12, 2012 3:46pm

I occasionally use a cattle prod to make my girlfriend moo.


Nov 12, 2012 4:48pm

I depends OP, do you have a battery operated dildo?


Nov 12, 2012 5:31pm

No Miss, I'm afraid I have only a wind-up one, which rattles like a racing car


Nov 12, 2012 5:45pm

Add a little mechanics

to a little battery

.....the voltage can be rather electrifying. should try and relax your English ass,

give it a try.


Nov 12, 2012 5:55pm

I just rub my feet on a rug and touch penises.



Nov 13, 2012 7:18am

^^ Ms, kindly keep my `ass´, as you mis-spell it, out of these deliberations, lest I'm taken to giving your arse the spanking you deserve. It would be more for paining than pleasuring


Nov 17, 2012 3:31pm

Petsbody is kinky.



Nov 18, 2012 1:06pm

^ And how would you know, Madam – are you a kinkster too?


Nov 18, 2012 5:37pm






Nov 18, 2012 8:23pm

^ Your remarks are hardly electric, Miss

Some comments with sparks would not be amiss


Nov 20, 2012 3:44am

^ And how would you know, Madam – are you a kinkster too?

Does wanting to peak under that kilt count?


Nov 22, 2012 4:36am

One definition of the kilt is a tartan skirt with no-wear under. Thus, if panties or underpants are worn, it becomes a skirt, whether on a woman or man. But in any event, it's becoming, yes? 

And a peek into the dictionary, the peak of which, for me, would be the OED, once or twice a day, would do us all good, no?


Nov 23, 2012 9:34am

The OED is quite nice, but alas I must subsist on a Merriam Webster version.

Thank you for explaining the definition of kilt.

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