Sep 4, 2013 7:48pm

ThisOpenFist 9/10

I don't see much wrong with your profile, you meander just like I do but I think you do it a little bit more effectively.

I would say definitely date-able.


Sep 4, 2013 8:49pm

7/10, if I were gay. Honestly, the vocabulary was intimidating. 


Sep 5, 2013 3:41am

I'm not a girl so I can't judge this guy, on the other hand he is in Stony Brook, so he could take her to the beach to watch the sun setting over the Long Island Sound. If he can think of another place that is way romantic he can take her to afterwards, I would recommend him to a girl who is not attractive enough to be picky.


Sep 5, 2013 6:05am

Chaedd 7/10

There's not much to go off here beyond a few small details, I would have a more critical opinion if there were more to go off of.


@TrizzieR I'm not speaking in technical terms or anything else, and something inside my head doesn't want to downplay how introspective I am. Also I've seen a few ladies profiles that ran into the 6,000 word ranges so I'm constantly revising stuff but I don't know how much dumbing down I can do with my profile before it starts to sound like a different person.


Sep 5, 2013 3:20pm

Trizzie, so did you think of a 2nd place to take a date?


Sep 18, 2013 10:57pm

Dude above me is probably a child molester or pedophile judging by his creepy looking photo... So gonna have to pass on that, I don't date those types... anymore! :>P Oh yeah, and I'm not gay!


Sep 19, 2013 11:03am

^^So to clarify that would be a .0001/10

Actually I think I'd prefer death...


Oct 7, 2013 1:36pm

5/10 (generic score) for having nothing to go on in the profile.  +1 for looking kind of like Johnny Depp in some photos (who is a very dateable man).


Oct 7, 2013 2:13pm

7/10 good athleticism 


Oct 7, 2013 4:26pm

5/10. You're only 22, so I'd like to cut you some slack on your lack of character, but the only things you've got going for you are 1. a college degree (but no job) and 2. you don't say anything rapey (because you don't say much of anything).

A college degree would be a great selling point if you were going after older girls, but I doubt the teenagers who are interested in you are thinking much about financial stability or LTRs yet; they're more interested in being entertained on the short term, and you don't say anything to suggest that you're a fun guy to be around.

In ice cream terms: you're vanilla, and a generic brand of vanilla at that. Most girls in your target demo are going to reach for the more exciting flavors before settling for you.

Of course, if you send decent messages, none of the above really matters. All the same though, you should quit being so boring; put some effort into character development and, if you have to, fake it till you make it.

I'm an adventurous, funny and confident guy.

Prove it.


Oct 7, 2013 5:37pm

I'm not really into teenage girls, they're way too crap to talk to, shallow and so on. Maybe the quiet, mentally mature, for their age, 18 year olds. 

I hear guys say I'm "plain", people have said that before. To me that means that I'm not dressing like this:



Anyway, I don't feel like going back to leather jackets and metal shirts, I really don't see that hauling in the womenfolk.

also, I cut out my tastes in books, music, films and so on because I honestly think I could be happy with someone who hates some of my favourite things, taste wise, but I might not get a first date with them due to them being on my profile.


Oct 7, 2013 6:11pm

Ah, my idol. I can pull off a pretty good Mystery myself, fuzzy hat and all. And yes, it works.


the wardrobe isn't what pulls women; it's the personality, and if you don't say anything, whatever personality you DO have isn't going to be apparent. I'd suggest talking about your interests in depth. If you like books, shed some light on your thoughts pertaining to your favorite authors or works. If you like cooking, go into depth about the aspects of cuisine that totally excite you. If you have no such interests, write about some hobby you'd like to take up, and it'll push you a step closer to actually becoming your most interesting self.

Or you can basically do to your profile what Mystery does to his wardrobe and PUA it into oblivion. That's more or less what I do; my profiles are creative works of fiction, designed to be an enjoyable read and to convey personality rather than to convey actual facts (IMO: lists of movies, bands, etc. are nothing but pretentious; I don't give a flying fuck about any such trivial shit and usually skip those sections entirely when reading others' profiles).

As for wanting older girls, all I can say is, your dating life will definitely improve once you tip the 25 mark; hang in there.


Oct 21, 2013 9:15am

6/10  An attractive guy, but spending a large amount of effort on PUA techniques is like a company spending more of their budget on advertising than product development.


Oct 21, 2013 9:47am

I don't spend "a large amount of effort on PUA techniques"; I just act like myself, and my core personality happens to be such that women (flirtatiously) and men (jealously) accost me with this mythical "PUA" title. I didn't even know what PUA stood for until the 3rd girl explained it and introduced me to videos of this Mystery fellow who she said I reminded her of (personality wise; not dress wise).

I'll give you an 8.5 out of 10.


Oct 29, 2013 5:32pm


Not really my type, regardless of you being straight. You look really underweight. The jokes on your profile are a little excessive and I didn't find them funny. You seem confident, but I can't tell if that's a façade you're putting up online or if you're like that in reality. Confidence is attractive until it borders on pride, it doesn't hurt to be humble once in a while. I only really liked the "You should message me if" portion of your profile. 


Oct 29, 2013 8:48pm

Actually, you bring up a really good point: women don't usually care all that much about a guy's build (so long as he isn't a fatty), but men definitely pay attention to physique. I'd be totally figuratively fucked if I were a gay.

< skip turn >


Oct 31, 2013 5:30pm

depends... just a fun date out, probably a 8-10... regular dating, probably a 0...



Oct 31, 2013 8:39pm



Nov 3, 2013 7:56am

9/10 looks, but 6/10 personality (what I've gathered from reading your profile). So dateability would be a 7.5/10.

You sound like a pretty simple guy, though a little boring like someone else said before me. 


Nov 3, 2013 10:29am

Simple? As in, not mentally ill enough? No shiny things, fake dreadlock rasta hats? 

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