Sunshine-y day drinks?



Feb 6, 2013 1:29pm

You gotta admit she's pretty fucking hot.


Funny too.


Feb 6, 2013 1:48pm

"we are 50% sure you're a girl"

there's no science happening here, man. i could be that sure about your gender without even looking at your profile.

but the "why we think you're a girl" cloud has some neat conjunctions, like "sex with murakami."


Feb 6, 2013 1:49pm

You used 1085 words total.
Your essay was long. You really poured your soul out or you might just be a prolific writer. Excellent! We should do a good job predicting unless you mostly use uncommon words or are very unconventional.
On the right you can see where you stand compared to others.

As you can see, most people don't write very much, and we are only collecting essays that are at least 150 words long. That's why the line doesn't start at zero.

You are probably 30. Unfortunately, no words or probabilities for you here. We tend to get the ages fairly close most of the time though. But you probably want to see a pretty graph anyway. This one shows our success rate at predicting people's ages so far. Zero on the X axis corresponds to guessing the age exactly right. It keeps improving, so check back soon

You are probably a Guy and we are 57% sure.

Now in this section most words that guys say seem predictably macho. Except for "going gay". That's gotta work.
What makes a girl a girl? Baking, heels, chapstick, boobs and a bubbly personality.

You are probably Freethinker and we are 52% sure.

Did you know that people who mention the word "god" tend to be less religious than those who don't? And people who say "lol" are three times less likely to be an atheist?
Well, now you do.

You are probably Lean and we are 84% sure.

Watching Glee officially makes you fat.

You are probably a Nonsmoker and we are 71% sure.


My thoughts on this: Total rubbish and a waste of two minutes.

"Chocolate" and "With Friends"? What?


Feb 6, 2013 1:52pm

I'd like her to okcstereotype me until my nose collapses.


Feb 6, 2013 1:58pm

Yeah, this was not worth the effort. 

32, 72% guy, 58% free thinker, 95% lean, 95% non-smoker, 67% white. 


Feb 6, 2013 2:00pm

She's a freethinker too.


Feb 6, 2013 2:01pm

And people who say "lol" are three times less likely to be an atheist?



Feb 6, 2013 2:04pm

^GET AWAY FROM ME! Don't try to convert me, I'm warning you!


Feb 6, 2013 2:05pm

I wonder what kind of breakfast cereal she likes?


Feb 6, 2013 3:54pm



Feb 6, 2013 4:07pm

It guessed me as younger than I am (Which might be a good thing in the Bob Dylan "My Back Pages" sense), but was otherwise fairly accurate. 


Feb 6, 2013 4:15pm

apparently Im:


24 yo

51% girl

56% freethinker

55% lean

78% smoker



52% black



Feb 6, 2013 4:34pm

Partly right but also amusingly inaccurate, too. I am apparently:

25 years old (not quite but almost right)

A guy (88% probability) - Correct.

98% a "free thinker" - Maybe. I guess so...

59% plump - I'm skinny as a rake. Totally wrong.

71% a smoker - Totally wrong again.

50% asian - What the..? This was so surprising it made me laugh. 


Feb 6, 2013 4:38pm

MissYumYum is a 100% smoker.


Feb 6, 2013 5:40pm

How do they keep coming up with these results for all you non-smokers? Sal doesn't smoke either. 


Feb 6, 2013 5:42pm






not no way 








not no how


Feb 6, 2013 10:54pm


Yesterday – 9:15pm

apparently Im:


24 yo

51% girl

56% freethinker

55% lean

78% smoker



52% black

Sal's a girly man?


Feb 6, 2013 11:08pm

I'm a little disturbed

24 year old guy (94%) and I'm a lean white freethinking smoker. All of which is true aside from exact age and smoker. Percentages were in the 60s for those 4 results.


Feb 7, 2013 3:52am

Funny that smokers are pegged as non-smokers too. Super random.


Feb 7, 2013 4:19am

I'm a 27 year old free thinking plump black girl who smokes.......

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