Nov 17, 2012 12:14pm

You're a very foolish man, Horace.

But, at least you got to spend the day at the ballpark, so it wasn't a total loss.


Nov 22, 2012 8:56am

yawn. hippid isane xample of why god relationships never end up happening. you've gtta assume most people will be moe shy than usual on first dates. justtttttttt syinggg.

Nov 22, 2012 10:09am

But, at least you got to spend the day at the ballpark, so it wasn't a total loss.

I suppose you could have gone over to marathon ave to find a hooker.


Dec 7, 2012 11:23pm

Had a date with this woman I'd met through a friend on Facebook. We decided to meet in person after talking online for a few weeks, so we met each-other at Borders Books for coffee/hot chocolate. We decided to take a walk afterwards to talk more and get to know each-other, and she suggested we got this nearby restaurant for drinks. We go, and I honestly didn't feel like drinking much since I had to drive, but I wanted to stay and chat more since I liked her. She tries to get me buzzed. After a while of this she invites me back to her place to watch a movie, I've got nothing else to do and like I said, I like this woman so I said sure. We get there, and 15 minutes into the show (we ended up starting to watch some comedian on netflix) she climbs into my lap and starts kissing me. I was surprised but we make out for a little while and she climbs off me saying "sorry, I just really needed that." It's getting late and she invites me to sleep over. I tell her I'll stay for a little bit I guess, but I don't want to rush things on the first date. Five minutes after we're on her bed she starts making out with me again, and half an hour after that, I tell her I need to go and I will call her the next day. She says she's going out of town for work, so I said ok, we'll get together when you get back. she's back in town a week later and tells me she's busy with stuff for work, so I said I was fine with that, just let me know when you want to go out again. 2 weeks after that, she tells me she doesn't want a second date or to see me again because she felt I came on too strong. She climbed into MY lap to make out after trying to get me buzzed and -I'm- the one who came on too strong? Never saw her again after that. Found out from my friend later that the woman's a little psycho and stalkerish, so it was good that things didn't pan out. Jeez!


Dec 12, 2012 3:47pm

^That almost sounds like a scene from Scorcese's movie After Hours.


Dec 12, 2012 5:01pm

^Truth is stranger than fiction, as they say.


Dec 21, 2012 1:52pm

Didn't have sex with the girl till many months later. Seriously, went to see a movie with her, talked for hours in the parking lot, went home and she sent me a video of her masturbating. She invited me over to her house the morning after, I show up, she's nice but not in the mood, tells me she isn't turned on by a mans body, I'm the first guy she's considered since her abusive ex, etc.

Second worst I went over to a girls house to watch a movie with her, ended up spending most of the afternoon giving and recieving oral, having my tongue sucked till it bled from rubbing against my lower teeth, etc. Next time I came over she was all like "last time was a fluke I'm not like that" and she had me leave after we finished a movie and she decided it couldn't work out


Dec 22, 2012 4:45am

lol. I wanna date that aprilshowers girl if she's skinny.

Dec 28, 2012 2:32pm

I've only had one date result from OkCupid (it would be two, but the second woman kept flaking).

I found a woman I'd met on another personals site years earlier. We started talking again, and since we'd technically known each other a while, we decided to exchange phone numbers. She lived two hours away, and I wasn't sure anything would come of it, but I figured, "why not?"

We eventually arrange for a date. I travel to meet her in her town. Sadly, she's already drunk...

"Ok," I figured. "She hasn't dated in a while and needed a bit of liquid courage." We agreed to take her car, though I drove, of course. Unbeknownst to me, the "water bottle" she decided to take with was full of vodka, which I was unable to detect (I don't drink, but some people tell me that vodka has no smell). So she kept getting less sober as the date wore on, while there was an open container of alcohol in the car. After we got back from the local park, I caught on to this.

Once we arrived back at her house, we started watching TV. After one show, she began talking about sex, and tried to kiss me. Being THAT drunk, however, is a MAJOR turn-off to me. The cigarettes she'd started smoking once we walked in didn't help. I backed away, apologized that I wasn't ready to move that quickly, and left. No contact since, and I believe she's deleted her account.


Dec 28, 2012 8:06pm

She was 55 lbs fatter than her pictures. That was the only time out of 45+ first dates that anyone's pulled any pictures bullshit on me. Then we went to a diner, where she kept talking about how she could get guys to do what she wanted by flirting with them. To prove it, she borrowed a pencil from a table full of high school kids as though it were her sexiness enabling her to persuade them to part with the pencil.

Then I got pulled over for having a tail light out on the way home. That one wasn't her fault, but it still detracted from the experience.


Jan 2, 2013 9:48pm

lmao! so true.  a good rule of thumb is to transport YOURSELF to the date, so if things go south for some reason- you can leave on your own terms and aren't stuck somewhere.


Jan 3, 2013 11:53am

sometimes being stuck somewhere can lead to novel experiences.


May 24, 2013 4:46pm

He was sniffing my armpits, no joke!


May 25, 2013 7:44pm

^ And you allowed this because?


May 26, 2013 6:22am

It didn't last very long


May 28, 2013 7:24am

Let's see here.. met up with another lesbian from here at Long Island pride last year. When I met her.. she comes walking out of her car carrying a rugby ball. I was a bit confused and asked her if there was a rugby tournament that I wasn't told about (half kidding, half serious). She says "no, I just carry this around because it makes me happy." That alone was a good enough reason for me to end the date/meetup really fast. 


May 28, 2013 9:58pm

Can't say I've had a bad date off of this place so far... general consensus seems to either have sex in the first two dates and figure out whether it's going toward a relationship or FWB - or just friendzone them; all the people I've made friends with I still keep in touch and occasionally go out with. 


May 31, 2013 7:31pm

ur all sluts


Jul 24, 2013 11:34pm

Sounds like sexy hot fun sexy time!


Mar 18, 2015 3:03am

One guy decided it would be cool to go on a date at a state park. He had brought food and booze. As soon as we got there we got stopped by a cop. When the cop got out of his car he noticed that the guy had his hands in his pockets and started yelling at him to show his hands. It was scary as fuck. I've never been arrested before so of course I was freaking out. Thankfully because neither of us had records so the cop let us go with a warning.

Another time I met up with a guy, he didn't look like his picture at all. He looked much older and had no teeth. After our date he kept telling me how much in love he was with me and wanted me to meet his mother/family.

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