Jan 10, 2013 10:33am

^ I'd just like to thank my parents, my manager, and most of all the chap at the drugstore who sold me the "Vibrant Auburn" hairdye, for their part in this amazing honour, I can't tell you how touched and proud I am for this recognition...


Jan 10, 2013 10:36am

What do I have to do to gain the approval of the ginger society. Also, does approval guarantee bangs, or simply the possibility of bangs?


Jan 10, 2013 10:45am

Is it time for this now?

So good.


Jan 10, 2013 10:48am

Intimacy, someone to lounge around with on rainy days. A show and drinking buddy. Though you can have all of these things without a relationship also.


Jan 10, 2013 10:54am

I feel like Sushibitch just got hotter for some reason. 


Jan 10, 2013 10:55am

Hm, interesting; mentioning Tim Minchin (or hair-dye?) makes me appear hotter. I shall bear this in mind...


Jan 10, 2013 11:45am


Sexual intercourse on the regular is a definite bonus.

It's nice to have a regular dancing partner, to exchange massages, to have a focus for my flirting, to send/get "I was just thinking of you" messages.


Jan 10, 2013 12:52pm

The only relationships that are good are the ones where mutually there are no standards.

That's very few relationships.


Jan 10, 2013 7:12pm

stuff. the abd still outweighs the good for anyone with sense, but I guess I don't have sense when it comes to dating women who are evil.


Jan 11, 2013 7:13am

Be careful what you wish for, OP. relationships aren't all puppy dogs and moonbeams. For example, just this week I have to mail out save-the-dates for my wedding to my gorgeous 27 y/o fiancé, and I have to plan activities for our date this Friday with the really pretty blonde that emailed us, and the busty, kinky 22 year old that I'm seeing is coming back into town b/c classes are about to start up. 

I know this from a shit load of people. Still for some reason I feel like getting even getting HORRIBLY fucked over emotionally in a relationship is fine if only because I can check it off my "so I am normal list"

It's tough. I almost NEVER have time any more to wallow in self-loathing.

There's always time for self loathing.  Before and after masturbating works great!

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