May 13, 2013 6:53pm

Yo momma’s so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.


May 13, 2013 7:19pm

^5. Made me laugh.  Beat me.  I'm done. Nice work. 


Jul 3, 2013 2:04pm

Eastknight's mother was a hedgehog and his father walked funny...

Mar 13, 2014 5:04am

DDDDoug doesn't really live in Raleigh. He is a homeless person in NYC who hangs around the subways asking for spare change.


Mar 14, 2014 10:06pm

Sandyvs paid her way through college by rolling grade-schoolers for their lunch money.


Mar 15, 2014 2:15am

Karmalyser doesn't really believe in karma. She just uses the word to get all the men to do her bidding.


Mar 15, 2014 9:03pm

Mua, HAHAhAhaHAhahAHahaHAahahahahHAhAhAaha. Sandyvs has sussed my evil plan, but there's NOTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!


Mar 20, 2014 11:42am

Karmalyser is a cofounder of Bitcoin.

(That's the best I could do)


Mar 20, 2014 12:35pm

scribble-scrabbles when nobody is looking


Mar 20, 2014 9:58pm

When dining out occasionally orders vegetarian in the presence of vegans just to gauge a response, because who doesn't like a good laugh ...

...even at the expense of the reactionary religious right order of the vegan population?


Mar 20, 2014 9:58pm



Mar 20, 2014 10:20pm

One of the most popular drag queens in Citrus Heights. His legs look stunning in his mini skirt and five inch spike heels. (Iow, 'fuck me' pumps.)


Mar 20, 2014 11:43pm

Under the caring, watchful eye of  beloved TV mom Barbara Billingsley- Sandy of Lil' Spring Hill  underwent grooming for a career in door to door Tupperware sales at an age when her girl scout peers sold half their weight in cookies.


Mar 23, 2014 8:49pm

Secretly collects "My Little Pony" porn and watches it alone in the dark whilst eating Cap'N Crunch straight from the box.


Mar 23, 2014 9:16pm

Stared down Larry King for nearly following her into the women's bathroom in an airport...

...who finally explained to her that she accidentally tracked his toupeé under her right heel for the whole length of the station.


Mar 29, 2014 10:08pm

Hey, how did YOU know about that!??!!!


May 8, 2014 12:53pm

Was the stunt double for Jennifer Garner in Elekktra (I liked the Larry King thing, that is funny!)


May 11, 2014 7:32pm

That's not a vicious rumor. That's true. Heh.


May 12, 2014 3:52am

KarmaLyser has a custom bocci set she only uses for special occasions (bridal showers, divorce parties, etc)... they're made of bull testicles.


May 12, 2014 8:14am

L-A- once stood in for Lara Flynn Boyle's corpse in a body bag in the ABC series "Twin Peaks".

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