Jan 11, 2013 11:17am

Help, I can't get my new Alienware 1337 to turn on. I've tried everything, from resoldering the motherboard to dropping the monitor on its side (lightly). I have to post from my mobile phone, and that requires an additional step to get to the forums. HELP!


Jan 11, 2013 12:38pm

why isn't anyone answering. 


Jan 11, 2013 4:43pm


Thank you for holding. We really appreciate your business. Someone will be with you shortly.

In the meantime, here's a pony.



Jan 12, 2013 2:46am

I'm not your Brony, Brony


Jan 15, 2013 4:18pm

You need to list your system specs and age before I can describe a course to fixing and resolving the issue.


Jan 15, 2013 9:02pm

It's a brand new Alienware 1337. That's what the guy who sold it to me said anyway. 


Jan 15, 2013 9:35pm


Well that's your problem right there. Never trust an alien.



Jan 16, 2013 5:30am

sfguyyy I thought you were a computer nerd help me!!!


Jan 16, 2013 5:53am

is it plugged in?


Jan 16, 2013 5:54am

my computer turns me on


Jan 16, 2013 6:09am

Smoke a fatty with your lap top, message gently all in the right locales.  Dispense warm oils liberally ; you'll turn him on. 


Jan 17, 2013 1:07am

I tried the oils trick, it didn't work. 

What does "plugged in" mean? I read Timothy Leary so yes i think so. 


Jan 17, 2013 7:00am

Still I see no specs of your fictitious machine.

I paid attention to the 1337 way before, it's why I asked for specs. If you've got a real problem, you should consider consulting the person who sold you it. Their machines are Dell crap, best experience is 400$ thrown at anything with an AMD APU. It's not high end graphics, but you usually are able to turn 90% of the games you want. However if you're loose with your budget an i7 is always better, but personally I'd never invest more than 400-600 in a laptop.

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