Jan 26, 2013 10:05am

I already have this as the very first paragraph:

****I am seeing someone, and am only here for the forum. Messages are pointless. I appreciate that you think I'm cute or whatever, but I probably won't respond. Save yourself the hassle.**** 

and this as my "message me if": 

...you live in some alternate universe in which I'm not already involved with someone, and might actually reply. Otherwise you will be ignored. 

I've already deleted most of my pics. And yet, I still receive these constantly:

Today I deciided to try and meet the sexiest most beautiful woman on the site and there u were!! So now that I found u I think u should take a chance and get to know me!! And I promise u that if u do it will be the best move u make this year!! Bye for now tony

From an illiterate 10% match who is full of trite cheesiness, no less.


How can I make it clearer that messages are a bad idea?


Jan 26, 2013 10:16am


Jan 26, 2013 10:26am

tony sent that to every female east of the Mississippi.


Jan 26, 2013 10:26am

I hit on married women all the time. If you don't like it, change your gender; problem solved.


Jan 26, 2013 10:28am

married women are easier than single women: What they have is a known commodity, and few are totally blissful with that. What they don't have is infinite and is, by definition, desirable.

As Plato puts it, in The Symposium, "How can you desire what you possess?"


Jan 26, 2013 11:02am

Have you mentioned that you have fake breasts?

That won't eliminate everybody, mind you...


Jan 26, 2013 11:04am

word on the street is that snugs is seeing that stray dog she left out in the cold.

Jan 26, 2013 11:05am

 change your gender; problem solved.

Genius! Thanks!


Jan 26, 2013 11:08am

just reported the profile for wrong gender.

Jan 26, 2013 11:13am

How do you know I'm not a guy?


Jan 26, 2013 11:15am

You can’t do anything. Men don’t read women’s profile. Some because they can’t read, like this tony  :)



Jan 26, 2013 11:15am

The Flagmods will decide. Have fun making a new profile.

Jan 26, 2013 11:16am

Meh. If this one gets deleted, I probably won't bother again. The forum has gotten slow and stupid.


Jan 26, 2013 11:22am

The forum has gotten slow and stupid.

...except for me; I'm a:



Enjoy your new lot in life as a first-class citizen. :P


Jan 26, 2013 11:36am

>>>>The forum has gotten slow and stupid.


dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, puppy neglector.


Jan 26, 2013 12:33pm

^Case in point. Slow and stupid.


Jan 26, 2013 12:38pm

clear out your profile and questions. With a blank profile and 0 questions answered, you're virtually invisible to the OkC public

you could change your age too, to like 100



Jan 26, 2013 12:57pm

Another good suggestion!


Jan 26, 2013 1:20pm

^^ I message 0 question profiles on occasion, so I'm sure the desperate illiterates probably do the same at a higher rate. Setting your age to 100 ought to work though.

You could also change your location to some place like Yakutsk, Russia, where there are only a dozen of us within 500 miles who have been on in the past year and two (including me) who have been on in the past month. You could easily block all of your potential messagers this way; nobody would ever find you out there.


Jan 26, 2013 1:41pm

so in effect doing all of the above will make Snugs even more full of shit than she already is. it will just prove that nothing that she has ever said has any shred of credibility. just another sock in the drawer.

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