MusicMogul

Jul 16, 2013 11:53am

Last chick I dated was a fine art nude model. Now I am dating a gogo dancer/high fashion model.I don't understand how anyone can complain about not being able to pick up women.

The three things that will get you any girl that you want:

  1. Look good
  2. Smell good
  3. Be good to them when you meet them

 

lizardxwizard

Jul 16, 2013 12:00pm

I only date models too. Model citizens

katsumii

Jul 16, 2013 12:06pm

I date model cars

Always guarantees me a ride for the night, if you catch my drift

DickSweat

Jul 16, 2013 12:09pm

Sometimes I drink Modelo beer.

Sometimes I can smell OP's bullshit clear across the internet.

MusicMogul

Jul 16, 2013 12:14pm

Ha oh man I see some mock threads coming soon.

^Thing about that is I can always prove it. Close your legs, I can smell you clear across the internet.

HottieUnlimited

Jul 16, 2013 12:37pm

There's a gorilla in the rwandan forest that helps stephen hawking w/ his homework, another one in congo somewhere that controls all the weather in the world. Y'all crazy apes are mad successful & no1 even knows.

NotAdamSandler

Jul 16, 2013 12:57pm

I believe you.

katsumii

Jul 16, 2013 1:04pm

OP, who believes you? Not Adam Sandler, that's for sure.

DickSweat

Jul 16, 2013 2:11pm

MusicMoguls' "I know you are, but what am I?" Pee Wee Herman retorts are unoriginal.

lizardxwizard

Jul 16, 2013 2:13pm

OP should consider a name change to ModelMogul

MusicMogul

Jul 16, 2013 2:55pm

^ I like that. I don't know any of the newbies in here... but of course cromagnon is around trying too hard.

^^ It was a joke about your name, not necessarily a retort.. but it went over you head so oh well. (No pun intended)

onechance2be

Jul 16, 2013 3:34pm

I used to be a member of the model U.N. and i dated a few of the other model countries' men...does that count as model dating too?

What9Thousand

Jul 16, 2013 4:33pm

That's awesome, OP! Congratulations!

Personally, I also am successful at the dating of attractive ladies! We are great!

dragon4gamer

Jul 16, 2013 7:31pm

Those plastic models must be awesome!

50ShadezOfHay

Jul 16, 2013 8:03pm

I dated a state level Miss America contestant.  Placed 2nd in that state..  

Looking back at my past.  

Hot chicks without attitudes and with brains..  All met offline.

Chicks with attitudes regardless of attractiveness and limited mental acuity.  The norm online. 

So I go to the forums and be a smart ass.

_norbu_

Jul 16, 2013 8:07pm

@BackInMyElement, sounds like you need to meet this girl:

http://www.talknerdytomelover.com/home/2012/3/4/fun-with-okcupid-my-date-with-a-94-enemy.html

"Clearly if you've dated half of Los Angeles over the last two years and you're still single - there's something funky going on in that noggin."

locality

Jul 16, 2013 10:38pm

MusicMogul is my favorite poster. It makes me happy when she posts because it's the only thing on here worth reading besides my own and I read enough of my own material thank you very much. 

locality

Jul 16, 2013 10:39pm

Also I'm sorry to hear the other "model" that you were "dating" broke up with you. I'll miss her because I knew her name and could facebook stalk her. 

onechance2be

Jul 17, 2013 1:34am

MusicMogul, you are clearly the model male specimen. 

DickSweat

Jul 17, 2013 6:02am

"She's a model, idiot."

 

-Zoolander

 

That dude MusicMogul is tearing stuff up!

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