Sherip1025

Dec 2, 2012 5:05pm

No one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride.

They’re just like “I might break you”

no you foolish mortal

I have the strength of a thousand horses

please, place yourself upon my back

wild_animus

Dec 2, 2012 5:06pm

Oh good you've caught up from 2007.

dgbdc

Dec 2, 2012 6:30pm

Flunking out of college.

It's a big fucking deal, but it's not something you have to worried about if you're as poor as the majority of people.

Point being... first world problems can be srs ._.

SgtPepperCorn

Dec 2, 2012 6:59pm

not having enough money to buy Ventnor Avenue.

dgbdc

Dec 2, 2012 7:38pm

running out of coffee when your beignets arrive and not being able to get your server's attention for a refill.

(see? srs porblum ._.)

Derpies

Dec 3, 2012 8:39am

Getting a pimple near your mouth so it makes you look like you have herpes.

trish6912

Dec 3, 2012 8:54am

not having enough money to buy Ventnor Avenue.

I remember I bought all 3 of those yellow ones once.

 

 

But then I didn't have enough money to buy houses:(

CampAnawanna_

Dec 3, 2012 9:15am

Deciding whether to be vegan or vegitarian

Side--Effect

Dec 3, 2012 9:54am

Paper or plastic. Oh wait, that was last millennium.

VulgarVulva4STD

Dec 3, 2012 10:41am

I have no weed until tomorrow

Tulefel

Dec 3, 2012 10:48am

Rubies or emeralds? Or both? But wouldn’t it be too screaming?

laquist

Dec 3, 2012 11:18am

running out of coffee when your beignets arrive and not being able to get your server's attention for a refill.

Aw, man! I totally lived that as I read it. That's rough. You plan out this beautiful balance of temperature, texture, aroma and flavor -- hot beignets, powdered sugar, creole-blend coffee with good cream. You look forward to it. You can almost taste it as you shower and dress on an empty stomach. Then a flaw in timing wrecks it. If they cool before the coffee comes, they lose that springiness, the resilience and the simple heat that almost burns your mouth because they're so fresh from the hot oil....

But cold beignets with ice water may as well be stale donuts. 

That level of tragedy transcends this question of "worlds."

dgbdc

Dec 3, 2012 12:08pm

even though the coffee wasn't "creole-blended" (perhaps a minor tragedy but small compared to what did occur), you get me.

it was... *gasp*... unsatisfactory!

 

also: losing internet access. sometimes has made me scream and curse.

SgtPepperCorn

Dec 3, 2012 12:12pm

can't decide what to play after putting in your enhanced virtual cerebral shunt.

wombatsammich

Dec 3, 2012 4:26pm

OMG I HAVE TO GET OUT OF MY WARM COMFY BED TO RESET MY CABLE MODEM SO MY NETFLIX WILL WORK ON MY Wii OR MY BLU-RAY PLAYER!!

 

Even our poor mostly have access to things like refrigerators and microwaves, radios and TV, unless they are homeless. You guys should see how the poor live in other countries. It's really eye-opening.

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