Mar 20, 2013 11:11pm

I have always loved the look of guys like this, but I have only found 2!  Seriously what the heck?!  The rest are all too young, bald or fat!  I used to see the guys with the long dark hair wearing leather all the time!


Mar 21, 2013 2:38am

They're on PlentyofFish


Mar 21, 2013 4:00am

Two? How many do you need? 

Also, it sounds like they got older, fatter and balder. Leather doesn't do old, fat, bald guys any favors, other than make them look like old, fat, bald guys in a midlife crisis.

Tweed is leather for the men your looking for. 


Mar 21, 2013 8:09am

The rest are all too young, bald or fat! 

Long-haird goth/rocker/biker... bald?

Eww they grow out their hair halo? It's so weird when bald men do that.


Mar 21, 2013 8:40am

Guys like that can't stand Nickelback.


Mar 21, 2013 8:43am

is ^ a biker more than a dyker?

Mar 21, 2013 9:02am

nickleback are awful.


anyway, go to a rock bar or something. Go on a metal forum and make a thread about how much you love Enslaved and have a username that makes it obvious that you are female.


Mar 21, 2013 10:13am

I used to see the guys with the long dark hair wearing leather all the time!


The trouble there is most of them were probably poseurs. It wasn't until the mid 90's that rap/r&b/pop really took all the mainstream attention and steam out of heavy music. The Big Four of thrash were barely making any waves at the time. If anything though, it just returned it to the more devoted hardcore fans, temporarily at least. In my mind, the classic metal/punk/post thrash cultures you're referring to pretty much died around the time of Metallica's "Load" album. (Load o' Shit) Now it's mostly 'Nicklehack'. And thank fucking Gawd those douchenozzles Kid CRock and Tard Durst quit with the whole cross-bred Rap-Metal shit.


Mar 21, 2013 10:34am

These guys are actually on internet dating sites?

I just assumed you'd have to go where they are to meet them.


Mar 21, 2013 12:51pm

Er, it's not the 1990s anymore?  Long hair is no longer popular - about the only people you still see with it are old guys who want to relive their youth...

The in thing now is hipsterism - skinny jeans, short hair, hoodie, Abe Lincoln beard (which is amusing, since even he looked a hell of a lot better without it)

You can't really have rockers without rock music, and that's been long dead. There are still goths, but I'm not sure what they listen to - psychobilly? Darkwave? Those might be old by now.


Mar 21, 2013 2:08pm

^I got news for you old man, nothing and everything is popular these days. All you gotta do is find your niche, IRL or the interwebz.


Mar 21, 2013 2:12pm

Russel Brand has long hair and he's pretty popular, with his late night show...


err never mind.


Mar 21, 2013 2:21pm

He's popular with peeps who want to be tortured by his constant annoyances.

Mar 21, 2013 3:05pm

Hey I like the look what can I say, I HATE skinny jeans and super short hair!  I want a guy with hair I can play with when kicking back or pulling on when having sex


Mar 21, 2013 5:16pm

I can look like Nikki Sixx with a wig and proper candlelight. 


Mar 21, 2013 9:27pm

I'm guessing most of them aren't overly interested in black nerd girls, regardless


Mar 21, 2013 9:50pm

i'm 1/3 black and don't act black it in the least, I'm a rocker chick all the way through...just with a geeky side, it makes sense if you talk to me, and even moreso in person.


Mar 21, 2013 10:37pm

My guess is they're porking little groupies. Are you a little groupie?


Mar 22, 2013 3:05am

I'm guessing most of them aren't overly interested in black nerd girls, regardless


I think you're right; not so great for the OP.


Mar 22, 2013 7:45am

Ditch the glasses and dress sluttier.

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