Apr 21, 2012 3:10pm

The point here is to be honest as possible, uninhibited even. I'll ask a question and the next poster has to answer it completely honestly. They then ask a new questions and so on. No limits here, go all out in both answers and questions.

From what I can tell there isn't anything like this on the forums at the moment, possibly I didn't look hard enough.


Apr 21, 2012 4:45pm

So what's your question?


Apr 21, 2012 6:56pm

The truth or dare thread is quite similar. 


Apr 22, 2012 1:47am

K, for DR. G, what's the longest you've had sex before you orgasmed?  That includes with someone(s) else or yourself.



Apr 22, 2012 7:29am

Time always stops when I'm fucking, Sandy. But I guess I'll have to estimate 20 or 30 minutes? (that's as a sober man of course)  But I don't really know...

As for masturbation I used to think it was smart to bring myself to climax without coming. You see the entire mechanics of orgasm are often reversed with men and women. Boys are taught to hold off and suppress theirs while girls focus on trying to make theirs happen. In any case I discovered how stupid that was later on in life. I love coming like a fire hose.

Anywho... it wasn't until my 40s that I realized I'd become a multi-orgasmic male. But that's a different story.  


This one's for the next poster: Do you turn around a look at your poop before flushing?


Apr 22, 2012 9:21am

Sometimes yes, and sometimes no. Depends on the poop?

Next poster: To stay on the topic of orgasms, most in one day?

By the way, thanks for the save Sandy lol.


Apr 22, 2012 9:47am

Six! And that was with a fantastic lover I met from here. *Smiles at the memories*

Next poster:

Total amount of lovers you've had.


Apr 22, 2012 11:45am

One. At a time.

Did you "cheat" in the last relationship you had?


Apr 22, 2012 11:55am

Nope. It was over before I had the chance.


Ever pick your nose and surreptitiously wipe it somewhere when no one was looking?




Apr 22, 2012 12:47pm

Yes. When I was a kid.

Are you going to vote for Obama this election?


Apr 22, 2012 1:14pm

nope, it's Ron Paul all the way. I'm sad Herman Cain dropped out...

Most embarrassing drinking story?


Apr 26, 2012 10:22pm

hmmm, that's a hard one, regrettably I have many to choose from....ummmmm.ok it was when I went to try my hand at running a hotel for the summer, in the wine area of Italy, Alessandria.I had a night out on the town with the chef, and we decided to drive up to Milan to go dancing at a club near my house, with the idea to later crash at my place,drive back the next day. The chef, a British woman, with British car/plates, didn't knowthe roads, or Italy that well.She relied on her sat nav to guide her everywhere.

  I forgot the fact that drinks are potent here (1=3, 4 if the barman thinks you're cute), and had 1 too many,ok 3 too many.I got plastered. When it was time to leave, I couldn't tell my friend directions,(should have put it in the sat nav at the beginning of the evening),I lived 5 minutes away. She had no clue where to go, and following my garbled directions ended up on the freeway, heading north west. At some part of the journy, the booze had to go.upchucking out a speeding car, beside a passing police car (so I was told),thank God they didn't stop us!

  Unable to give directions. driver is lost, I'm passed out, and she ends up at Lake Maggiore (100 km NW), lost,tired,chef decides to give up and head back to Alessandria,a 200km journey, getting back an hour before we had to be at work.I had slept, she hadn't. We had to park the car wayyyyyy in the back of the property, out of sight of guests.Endured 9 hours of work,with staff/boss ribbings.Then the following morning I cleaned the entire car,inside and out.gee, thinking about it now, I should have given her gas money too.

moral: Watch out! Hi balls are not measured in Italy, so you never know how much you're drinking. (not like American measured 1 shot drinks)I now stick to beer so I know what I'm getting (although double malts can throw you off too, but I now can taste the dif), oh and yes we are still friends.

next question: What was your work mistake at work?


Apr 28, 2012 1:37am

THAT is hilarious Italy! You would be a blast to party with. :)

Worst mistake at work...

I brought in a funny email that someone had sent me, along the lines of this one.


I showed it to the same people that I show some of the 'Texts from last night' stuff I copy', but someone took it and showed it to a supervisor that we all hate because it was a put down to him. I got written up for it, but don't regret it at all.

What kind of child were you, or what was your childhood like? (This doesn't apply to OP because he's still a puppy.)


Apr 29, 2012 4:51pm

I was a quiet kid.  More of an observer.  I remember at home I was always drawing, building things, creating. 

Next person:  Have you ever got involved with someone you work with?  What was the outcome?


Apr 29, 2012 9:40pm

Hmmm let me think....well I went into business with one, that doesn't count...oh yeah, I tried once...but God struck me down literally (forbidden fruit),on the ski slopes with him....my knee hasn't been the same since.I had a relationship with one client, but only went on a date (lunch doesn't count)after he left his company.  So I guess no. Work is work, play is play.

If you wanted to get a dog:  ( pick a statement) and explain why

I would pick the one I like the most. 

I would pick the one that needed a home the most.


May 2, 2012 5:59pm

I'd pick the one I like the most out of all the dogs that badly need a home.

It seems I'm equivocating but that sad truth is there's an overabundance of pets out there who desperately need homes. Thus the luxury of picking one you like best from that pool.


It would be disingenuous for me to say "the one that needed the home most."  Why? Becuse I haven't gone out tonight to rescue any of the countless dogs about to be put to death.


Yeesh... that was a downer.


Do you ever enjoy the smell of your own genitalia? 


May 2, 2012 9:02pm

My d&b's always smell like coco-scented lotion, so yes.

If you could have one night with any pornstar, who would it be?


May 4, 2012 12:00pm

ok...I would like to have one serious chat with the late Anna Nicole Smith ( a year b4 her life started to go downhill).....she was such a sad example of a woman.


question: why are you here, like HERE,in the UD forums, the forum of no more than 20 people tops...or why are you still here?


May 4, 2012 12:21pm

Someone told me it was a place for those like myself, whatever they seemed to think I am or am like. Seems cool, I surf around a bit, some interesting reads (in the forums in general).

What is your number one deal-breaker for a possible mate?


May 4, 2012 12:55pm


Doesn't care about his appearance/not healthy. The second would be a smoker. I'm starting to hate that more and more.  Every time I look at Italy's photo, I think of this hilarious card trick.


Biggest mistake you ever made?

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