Mayo loves all the girls:



Dec 5, 2012 3:44am

I think Trish is right.

Mayo loves her. He also loves Melissas_Secret, SusieX, me, SillySmartie, Sushibitch, Phyrewerx, and quite a few others.

He's just shy, and doesn't want anyone to guess.

But they found a picture yesterday, and the gig is up.

Don't forget to vote, it's your right as an American.


Dec 5, 2012 3:47am

Lol, I love you MsOtis:)



just so you know:)


Dec 5, 2012 3:48am

Awww, shucks.

It's easy to see why Mayo loves you. <3


Dec 5, 2012 5:23am

Oh, come now. Mayon has been known to lust after just as many men as women.

It's all a ruse though. Mayon has eyes for only one: Mayon.


Dec 5, 2012 5:41am

Now I wouldn't use the word "lust," Catagorically.  Mayo's sure to object. But perhaps, "man-crush" would be appropriate?

Yes, I think he does have his crushes on a few of the guys.

And it's easy to see why! Men of opinion, strong, easy on the eyes, what's not to crush on?!

But you know in your heart of hearts, Mayo will never try to get a Tweet from anyone but a girl.



Dec 5, 2012 6:58am

What is this picture of which you write?


Dec 5, 2012 9:09am

^ I was making a reference to the picture which suddenly appeared in the Zimmerman/Trayvon case.


Dec 5, 2012 10:29am

Where the hell is mayo?  He usually pops up within the first three minutes after something is posted about him.


I guess it's about the time that high school lets out in his area, so maybe he's cruising the parking lots looking for hot virgins.


Dec 5, 2012 1:01pm

Only way I would date someone over 24 is for practice since I havent dated in a while. And I can't think of many, if any, on here over that age, who i would date. I said susie was kinda hot, but her personality is terrible and she is barely over 18, so no clue how she was included in the list.

Dec 5, 2012 3:39pm

They have some of those cam-whore sex chat sites that specialize in 18 year old girls, perhaps Mayo found someone who could be his soul mate.


Dec 6, 2012 1:58am

^ nah.

Mayo doesn't want sex.

He wants 18 yr olds.


Jan 9, 2013 12:14am

fascinating topic


Jan 9, 2013 2:05am

pretty fascinating I agree


Jan 9, 2013 4:41am

Boring as dick. Please bring the menu thread back to the top.


Jan 9, 2013 5:03am

Mr. Guy! You bumped one of my old threads!

Awww, that was sweet.


Okay, I'm going to start making new topics. I have one about voting. Not earth-shattering, but better than this.


Jan 10, 2013 7:59am

possibly he is ashamed of his meager endowment


Jan 10, 2013 9:32am

^ whereas, you're not ashamed of being a big ole poopie head.



Jan 10, 2013 7:09pm

If by meager you mean extra large... maybe.


May 9, 2014 5:13pm

Here's one, BCE, that you bumped. So you did know who Susie was. You ole kidder!


May 9, 2014 5:23pm

No I didn't know who she was.


But you know who is an old kidder? That woman who played Lois Lane.
Her name is Margot.

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