Dec 19, 2012 2:23pm


At some point in my life I have had chex. With milk. Where I was naked and everything and I got to put sugar all over it and put my spoon in it.

In fact I have every reason to believe that this will happen again in the future.

If that's not a good breakfast then I don't know what is. 


Dec 19, 2012 4:19pm

You sure are milking the parroty thread thing for all that it's worth.


I put laundry detergent on my chex and milked them, then stirred everything up with a stolen plastic spork; they bounced.  I ate them anyway.  I have every reason to believe that I will be farting mountain fresh scented farts that double as bubble bath and fabric softener too, into my bathwater.


Dec 19, 2012 5:56pm

corn dog is a dope, he ate a bar of soap

bubbles here, bubbles there


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