May 24, 2009 9:51am

Word on the street is, Your Awesome May 23 - 1:35pm (1 message) Delete Forward Older Default user image offer_4_u Yesterday - 1:35pm Ok the details are as follows, it's a fetish, particularly a food fetish, no eating is involved, you use the food to pleasure me sexually. the food is cheese, more importantly Swiss cheese. Several methods can be use to pleasure me with the Swiss cheese, the easiest is to use a bar of Swiss cheese, you would use the bar by rubbing it along my dick, the sliding action would provide the stimulation. The second method, and this method is harder, is to use slices of Swiss cheese, with this method, you would wrap one slice at a time around my penis, sounds easy, but the slices must be snug, and I like about 12 slices of cheese, or else it will fall apart. Once on and snug, you would stroke me with the cheese. Total time to preform fetish no longer then 30 minutes. I am offering $50 currently for this. Let me know it your interested in pursuing this with me? Please send response to With fetish in subject line. Thank you seriously. if i get one more email from this guy, i'm going to FLIP.

May 24, 2009 9:57am

Again, I'd like to say that the only cheese worth fucking is cottage.

May 24, 2009 9:58am

brb emailing op about my sexual fetish. naked women

May 24, 2009 10:01am

I feel bad for swiss cheeese man.

May 24, 2009 10:02am

slay, you have a thing for naked women... that's crazy, me too. Small world.

May 24, 2009 10:05am

oh man, i hate how this world thinks that getting an erection over a naked woman is wrong. we need to march on congress dude

May 24, 2009 10:07am

I think the naked woman fetish is growing in numbers. We should start our own association to stop the mistreatment of nude-female fetishers.

May 24, 2009 10:09am

we are not freaks! a naked woman is an ok thing to get aroused over!

May 24, 2009 10:10am

oh least he is willing to pay you 50 dollars!

May 24, 2009 10:11am

ugh i got that message too! sorry you got that creepy note also.

May 24, 2009 10:11am

Slay - How about the National Association of Magnificent Bare Lady Admirers.

May 24, 2009 10:12am


I'd let you do it for free

May 24, 2009 11:05am

Easiest $50 I've ever made.

May 24, 2009 11:16am

NAMBLA is taken by the marlon brando guys

Jun 2, 2009 8:21pm

It's amazing how some people can be discusted by the stupidest of things, so this man has a "love" for his dairy products, to the point where he makes love to them. To me, while this maybe strange, it also makes me feel better, safer. I would rather know that a man prefers to have sex with cheese, then to have sex with children, teenagers, or even just rape women. So before you get discusted, ask yourself which is worse, sex with cheese or sex crimes? Because most social deviants tend to act out there compulsions for gratification towards other people in the form of indecent exsposer, rape, sex with children, ect. Atleast this man has chosen an object over a person. Now the man approaching people online is probably more for attention then anything else, but online is certainly better then in real life. Reguardless I find your reactions funny, you people sound like a bunch of low self esteem idiots, to let something so mild bother you, take a good hard look at what people really like to do as far as sex and fetishes go, and you will see that the swiss cheese man's fetish will seem normal by comparsent.

Jun 16, 2009 2:37am

aww--yeah, i remember this.


Jun 16, 2009 3:14am

^^  I wonder why he's talking about himself in the third person... :p

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