Ladies, do you expect--or would you give--a fuck at the end of the FIRST date?



Aug 15, 2013 8:25am

Okay, I never know what to do when I actually have a "woman", since they're few and far between. I've actually had relationships where no "dick" was the protocol for a first date? I'm kind of unclear on it. Am I supposed to try to fuck the woman at the end of the date if I'm interested in her? Seriously, I tried it once, and the lady said it was like fucking her brother! The first dick is probably going to be a little stiff, because I still really don't KNOW you yet--so do I wait, or are you going to think I'm not interested. Maybe you should all bring one of those miniature vibrators on your dates...then if it has a GREEN light, we'll know the battery's okay, and if it has a red light, we'll know to recharge it!


Aug 15, 2013 8:27am

sum up of all the future comments:

'no, i don't do this.'

'i sometimes do this.'

'i'll do this if we really connect.'

'i see no problem doing this.'


Aug 15, 2013 8:31am

Am I supposed to

Just do as you please. If you want to try to fuck her, try to fuck her. If you don't, don't. If some idiot thinks what you're doing is bad manners, she doesn't have to date you.


Aug 15, 2013 8:35am

What if I abduct her and lock her in my secret basement for 10 years or so. with all my other "dates"?

Will she be involved?


Aug 15, 2013 12:38pm

swampy said wut's on first. You can't have two peeps on the same base or one would be out.

Aug 15, 2013 12:53pm

Of course! First thing – first. Otherwise how would you know whether he is worth the trouble to date him again?



Aug 15, 2013 12:54pm

Am I supposed to try


Forgot to comment. Yes, you are.



Aug 15, 2013 12:55pm

^^^yea that's true. I wanted to be short stop but was turned down. it's just as well though because I don't even know what that is.


Aug 15, 2013 1:08pm

That's what I am. They say "You're short! Stop."


Aug 15, 2013 1:30pm

Unless there is incredible chemistry, where you know you're BOTH feeling it, DON'T try anything more than a kiss. Then, if she agrees to go out with you again, you're golden. (Unless you do sumpthin to totally mess it up, and give her reason NOT to sleep with you.)


Aug 15, 2013 1:33pm

I think anyone who would date sandy would surely hope she fucks on never.

Aug 15, 2013 1:34pm

Well, you don't get paid to think, do you, Dumbass?

In fact, do you get paid at all? How long since you've had a job? Have you ever had a job or have you been mooching off your parents all these years? Loser!


Aug 15, 2013 1:40pm

You know, with longer hair Sandy might look kind of like elliebear.


13th post for great advice


Aug 15, 2013 2:07pm

sandy being childish as usual.

Aug 15, 2013 3:15pm

So gross. In one day, you don't know where that thing's been. I'd rather get to know someone better than risking myself like that, personally...


Aug 15, 2013 4:46pm

It is rude to expect getting anything on the 1st date.

,of course do bring a condom, you might get lucky!


Aug 15, 2013 4:51pm

^ good advice


Aug 15, 2013 5:14pm

I'd rather get to know someone better

For you, I'd make an exception. I would wait until the third before trying to steal home.

After all, I don't want to be rude! Just a little crude.


Biggest Condom Ever


Aug 15, 2013 5:21pm



Aug 15, 2013 6:00pm

Biggest Condom Ever

you live in america, home of the tiny condoms.

i got chu figured out.

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