Apr 26, 2013 9:51am

how do you know if they're a genuine bisexual or a sexual tourist?



Apr 26, 2013 2:25pm

Fuck 'em.  If they like it, they're bi.  If they don't, nyah nyah you got to smother a straight girl with your cooter.


Apr 26, 2013 2:42pm

Cameras, maps, and hawaiian shirts.


Apr 26, 2013 3:29pm

Does it matter? If you're happy, fuck it. and them. They'll figure it out eventually, and either little will change, or they will move on, hopefully having had a good experience with you. 


Apr 26, 2013 5:40pm

If she's licking your pussy with cross-eyed abandon chances are she's bisexual

and cross-eyed.


Apr 27, 2013 5:57pm

Just don't try to guilt trip them when they realize they are not interested in homosexual acts. That is a serious issue with the LGBQt 'community' and their inability to handle rejection in a personal or group setting.


Apr 27, 2013 6:27pm

*notes have been taken*


Apr 27, 2013 6:32pm

Shame her for wasting your time and remind her that all heterosexual sex is rape.  Remind her that only through munching box will she attain fymyly lybyrytyyn*.  Lock her in the bedroom with you and play Melissa Ethridge songs (at a reasonable volume, mind you!)  Remind her again that if she doesn't love all wymyn she doesn't truly love herself.  Most importantly, tell her that her dad raped her mom the night she was conceived - because all heterosexual sex is rape.

* "female liberation" for you people who can apparently only read something if it's shot through with phallocentrism


Apr 28, 2013 7:15am

Phallocentrism isn't such a bad thing if you stick with it.


Apr 28, 2013 1:14pm

Homosexual acts in the end are nothing but lust. There is no other purpose. There are many ways to show you 'love' someone that dont involve sex. There is no greater purpose for homosexual relations other than sexual gratification.


Apr 28, 2013 4:39pm

should there be another purpose?


Apr 28, 2013 7:42pm

Hehehe, crackin me up here

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