Sep 19, 2013 5:32am

You have the right to an attorney.

You have the right to remain silent.

If you don't have an attorney, you have the right to say "But Officer, I don't have an attorney" and you have the right to be denied of one

You have the right to remain sil.... oh wait. I already said that one.


Uh... ..... Licence and registration, please.


Sep 19, 2013 7:25am


Sep 19, 2013 9:25am

In that case, turn around, young lady. As I am about to put the handcuffs on you. You have been... oh so bad.


Sep 19, 2013 9:39am




No please, understand I'm only just a bad girl.... In fact, I'm afraid I will have to up the standards by resisting arrest at this time. Come and get me.... If you can.


Sep 19, 2013 12:23pm

I can and I will. Now, if you pl...


...hey, where'd she go?




Come back!!! You're under arrest!! Don't make me increase the sentence!!!


Sep 20, 2013 5:51am

Obtain me and subject me to this ....conduct of searches and seizures.



So exciting.  Can I have one of those sexy orange suites?


Sep 20, 2013 6:41am

Today is going to be a good day!


Sep 20, 2013 9:36am

So exciting.  Can I have one of those sexy orange suites?

Sure. Right after a thorough strip search to make sure you're not concealing any weapons.


Sep 20, 2013 9:43am

Oh, Sir, I'm concealing lots and lots of weapons in lots of different places....  I'm scared...


Sep 21, 2013 3:40am

Hi, I'm a hot shot young rookie, who's willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. Miss please lean over and place your hands on the table and I'll commence the search.


Sep 21, 2013 7:09am

Holy Shit. I mean shirt.     Off.      Kair?   Is this all part of the arrest plan?   :D

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