Petsbody

Jul 19, 2013 1:29pm

And no, despite telling us you can hardly breathe, speak, or swallow

You won't be getting an antibiotic

Because you have a viral infection

Your yellow phlegm means nothing 

Cillianonymous

Jul 19, 2013 1:30pm

The contradiction wasn't the point of the thread.

Petsbody

Jul 19, 2013 1:33pm

What are you on about?

You exhibit the symptoms of a `viral infection´

 

Cillianonymous

Jul 19, 2013 1:35pm

Okay Petsbody

Petsbody

Jul 19, 2013 2:01pm

We `doctors´ are so clever, intelligent, and highly-trained that we can tell, without taking our feet of the desk, whether your affection is bacterial, fungal, protozoan, rickettsial, or viral: and you still won't get no antibiotix 

katsumii

Jul 19, 2013 2:08pm

Every time Petsbody uses quotation marks, I imagine Dr. Evil

Petsbody

Jul 19, 2013 2:13pm

Butt, I don't use quotations

Cillianonymous

Jul 19, 2013 3:15pm

He's definitely got his pinky at the corner of his mouth.

And dear Dr, I never asked for your help.  My body ... err mind ... is quite capable of healing and I've actually made a rather big investment in it.  My fight with the insurance company has come to an end and I've decided to lay a chunk of my investments towards therapy instead.  The money I've saved over the course of working all summer will go towards school and all is back on track.

Also, I can learn without your help. However, if I am indeed sick ... a thing I never deny ... then let me make an observation.  We both suffer from a similar symptom.  Terrible metaphors and the over use of those metaphors.

What position do you hold that I should respect in this matter?

Petsbody

Jul 19, 2013 3:49pm

But I don't jumble those figures of speech. And you ought to desist from seeing your illness in others. Now all I'm prepared to prescribe for you is a course of antihistamine, and heavy enough to cause respiratory failure

Petsbody

Jul 19, 2013 3:54pm

And if anyone else needs to be seen, you'll have to return on another day. But if it's urgent, Nurse LoT may attend to you. Some of you ought to accept that you're untreatable. I'm to bed now

Cillianonymous

Jul 19, 2013 4:38pm

If you're going to sentence a man to death, you ought to tell him why ... exactly.  Being terminally insane isn't enough of a reason for you.

Petsbody

Jul 19, 2013 5:43pm

You're a psychobabbler, you are. And I got out of bed to say that. What you tell us is so incomprehensible that soon you'll be unable to understand it too. But maybe you've reached there already. What ever are you on about?

Cillianonymous

Jul 19, 2013 5:56pm

What you're on about.  You just told me I should die.  In the literal sense of the word.

You don't make entire threads about how other people should die.  It was kinda sudden and odd.  If that's it then I've heard my fill.  I thought you had some deeper reason. 

partlive

Jul 20, 2013 10:15am

Antihistamines? You are a kind soul Petsbody. I would've went with high dose of NSAIDs for hepatic failure.

_norbu_

Jul 20, 2013 10:22am

You don't make entire threads about how other people should die.  It was kinda sudden and odd.

Calling Petsbody sudden and odd would be an enormous understatement. I would have gone with "psycho freak with possible war criminal past".

Petsbody

Jul 20, 2013 10:29am

^ Your stupidity is predictable; 

And your name, too silly for words

_norbu_

Jul 20, 2013 10:35am

^ Irrelevant, freak.

Vuht

Jul 20, 2013 10:36am

just so you know, Petsbody is a sock.  can't remember if you've been around long enough to know that.

most likely a dude named Swirly, actually, 99% chance it's him.

Petsbody

Jul 20, 2013 10:51am

The dorks are into libel too

Vuht

Jul 20, 2013 10:54am

will never show his face on cam, will never post another picture of himself, will claim extraordinary stories, and shares many interests that Swirly has written on these forums.

oh.

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