Mar 12, 2013 9:33am

Even the non-religious should think it's kinda cool and itneresting how they select the pope and do the smoke and all that. Although, I read how they mess up the smoke usually where you can't tell if it's white or not. lol.

Mar 12, 2013 9:44am

That's some good grammar you got in the title there, champ.

And... I don't know... and mostly don't care how they select the new pope since I can't really do anything about it.


Mar 12, 2013 9:44am

It all depends on what the sacrificed alter boys had for breakfast that morning, Mayo.


Mar 12, 2013 9:51am

nah. Also, i saw people bet on brackets on it like for basketball.

Mar 12, 2013 9:54am

My money's on the Nigerian.


Mar 12, 2013 10:01am

There's a Nigerian Pope??


Mar 12, 2013 10:03am

Trish just got a moisty.


Mar 12, 2013 10:06am

It's probably some white Nigerian guy, right?


Mar 12, 2013 10:42am

I was gonna make a thread about some typical lie Obama told and now I am toot ired to remember what it was. Oh yeah, I rememebr now...

Mar 12, 2013 10:48am

now I am toot ired to remember

I'm toot ired tor ead it


Mar 12, 2013 2:30pm

the Nigerian guy is actually black. That would be a cool choice, and a first.

Also, I saw those brackets, Mayo. That's pretty funny, and they are set up like the basketball playoffs.

The Pope vote will go much faster though. (than the playoffs)

I think they vote like 3 or 4 times a day. After the initial vote for quite a few that are nominated (today), the votes very quickly get down to a few names.

They're saying it shouldn't take more than about 5 days to chose the Pope.


Mar 12, 2013 3:24pm

According to St. Malichi the next pope will be Peter the Roman. He will be the last pope.

He might be using a different name now.


Mar 13, 2013 3:58am

Black smoke already this morning.

3 more votes to go today.


Mar 13, 2013 4:18am

If they  don't choose a black pope they are racist bastards.  Once he becomes pope it would be a sin to criticize him ; he's black you know.  


Mar 13, 2013 2:30pm

We already know the next pope will be white.  Even the color of the smoke tells you that.

A white Dalai Lama might be cool.


Mar 13, 2013 2:34pm

Yeah, he's white, Argentinian, not called Peter, and helped the Argentinian navy escape justice for the murder of thousands of Argentinians.

I can't help feeling they could have chosen better.


Mar 13, 2013 2:52pm

rip, haha, indeed people will claim they're racist. It's like EVERY position in the world has to be held by a black man because it's trendy. Bunch of racist idiots think that way.

Mar 14, 2013 5:15am

Mayo is entirely not racist. So he wants a black man to hold the position between both of his butt cheeks and right up to his prostrate gland, using his big black penis.

PS. Mayo wants a Pope who doesn't use soap on a rope.


Mar 14, 2013 5:29am

Snorkel.  Retire.  Why should anyone care about an argentinian pope?  Even if he only is a white guy?


Mar 14, 2013 5:31am

^^Just smashing the mayo with the great black pope.

Mayon just got interesting.

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