Jan 23, 2013 7:48pm

Hey guys and gals. I'm curious about what people think when they read my profile so I'd like to get everyone's opinion on this. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!


Jan 23, 2013 9:04pm

It is a piece of crap that is typical of a 24 year old male who looks at internet dating as some nightclub to get laid and then wonders to himself "why in the hell am I not getting anywhere?"


Jan 23, 2013 10:33pm

Suggestion: Die in a fire.


Jan 24, 2013 5:59am

Ouch you guys. I was genuinely interested in constructive feedback. I'm definitely NOT just trying to get laid =/


Jan 24, 2013 6:12am

Nice tie. 


Jan 24, 2013 8:57am

dude, its ok to have fun in a profile, but you gotta think does any decent chick want to date a guy who takes that to extremes to the point you won't take them seriously as someone you want to date?


Jan 24, 2013 9:01am

I thought the title said RAPE ME.


I might use that in my own profile though.

When was the last time you asked to be raped? Or scraped.


Jan 24, 2013 9:50am

OP is 6'5"


If he can't get dates online, then he has some serious problems


Jan 24, 2013 9:55am

Yes, because bitches loves them the tall mans 


Losers like me, on the other hand, got nobody . . .


Jan 25, 2013 10:37am

Siiiigh. Never mind.....


Jan 25, 2013 2:42pm

Don't worry, Bwaaaa. Professor probably thinks his abusive mother is a "descent chick". I wouldn't listen to a word from someone that says "descent chicks" anyway. 

The comment from Halohyd, suggesting you die in a fire. Whoa. That's a terrible thing to say to someone else. 

I'm sorry you're getting trolled here. 


Jan 25, 2013 6:22pm

^ Mr. Feely to the rescue!


Jan 25, 2013 8:33pm

^ Shaddup and go grab me another beer out of the fridge, asswipe.



I'm definitely NOT just trying to get laid


Might not be a bad idea to drop the 'casual sex' from the Looking For: section of your profile.  It drives off a good number of the women who are "just trying to get laid", therefore making it harder to score.  Trust me.


The rest of your 'file is pretty run-of-the-mill.  Not good.  Not bad.  Probably not necessary to give your first name or provide a direct link to the chick who turned you on to this place, or even a reason why you're here.  Look at a bunch of other dudes' profiles to get an idea of common profile themes... then do exactly the opposite with your own.  



Jan 25, 2013 11:28pm

Did you know that the only way to kill a troll is with fire? Halo is projecting something fierce over here and mocking empathy to boot. 

Just took a look at his profile. Don't see him on there.


Feb 2, 2013 12:49am

I just moved to "area" and I don't really know anyone here yet... I see that a lot. It puts me off. 


Feb 2, 2013 6:22am

^ Less scowly! :) High 5! ^

There's a happy person in there. :)

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