May 19, 2013 4:01pm

1. Take girl to strip club.

2. Tell her you find her more beautiful than all of the strippers there.

3. ????

4. Profit!


May 24, 2013 4:31pm

Noo ewwwww


May 24, 2013 7:22pm

This is genius. I advise you to follow through on this plan immediately. You get laid. 


May 25, 2013 6:19am

It's a pretty good idea.  Always been fun.  Personally , the only positive use for a strip bar is a good place for the gf and you to start a fun evening of antix , frivolity and 420. mmmmmmmmm.


May 25, 2013 7:54pm

liberalrip to the rescue.

May 26, 2013 3:11am

I'd break up with someone if they went to a strip club


May 26, 2013 3:27am

^ I'd break up with someone who attempted to hold our relationship ransom like that. If you're so insecure about your SO being around dancers, you should probably hit the gym more often.


May 26, 2013 3:35am

I'm not insecure about the type of strippers my low income lovers would go see. I find it distasteful that he can have his own personal and free show at home and would still waste his money getting erections from strangers. 


May 26, 2013 4:04am

Why go for lo income lovers?  No future there , hun.  Starting your date at the club can be fun.  You immediately start talking about sex.  Lot's of good insight provided.   Ah Mayo , how is this being a liberal?  Are you suggesting that men enjoying sex with women over 18 as being "liberal"? 


May 26, 2013 4:12am

Low income lovers are my favorite kind. Rich boys have boring priorities. I will never trust a man who doesn't do his own laundry.


May 26, 2013 4:35am

I agree about the laundry , actually.  What poor guys not interested in nakedness?  


May 26, 2013 8:18am

Some people don't do their own laundry for lack of time Ms. Sunshine. In my building, it would take a couple of hours given the wait. Having that time on the weekend is worth triple what I pay to get the laundry done.


May 26, 2013 8:19am

Buy me a couple of drinks and a lapdance to go with that date and we'll more than likely end the night in the bedroom.


I've also gotten used to having my laundry done for me.  Not that I mind doing it myself, but it's kind of nice having someone else do it for me.  Luckily since we already give her money to begin with, she just does the laundry for cost.


May 26, 2013 8:29am

suntzu, I don't have the time. I know doing laundry sucks. It sucks REALLY bad. Sometimes, I have laundry piled up for weeks because I don't have the motivation to go to that horrible place to do it. But, there's something to be said about a person that's never even stepped foot in a laundromat or considered the possibility that doing your own laundry vs. paying extra for someone to do it for you could be a good thing. Saving money, for one... Some people have their priorities all messed up.


May 26, 2013 9:32am

I am most impressed with millionaries doing their own laundry .  I am also most impressed with women revealing their sexual chemistry and intentions from the very beginning. 


May 26, 2013 9:34am

I'm impressed by millionaires giving me some money. Do you know any?


May 26, 2013 9:58am

Agreed Ms. Sunshine. However, I would opine that not everyone who makes a decent amount of money is that person. Some people came up with nothing or a normal upbringing and earned their money. They know how to prioritize appropriately. 



May 26, 2013 10:00am

Of course. The 000000.5% that made their own riches!


May 26, 2013 11:07am

I think you and I have a very different of rich. I'm hardly referencing the 1%.


May 26, 2013 11:10am

Rich people don't even consider themselves rich

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