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    fuBART

    31 / M / Straight / Concord, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    my handle:"fuBART" is pronounced "foo-BART", and is NOT an abbreviation for "f*** you, BART!"⚑ in the event that thought came rushing to your mind with swiftness akin to a train entering a station (which, FYI, is typically 36 mph). no, i simply happen to adore the acronym "FUBAR". and i adore BART

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    BartimusPrime

    31 / M / Straight / Livermore, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I am Bart...you may ask what makes me who I am, well I say to you, "I am Bart. ... am Bart." Again you will inquire "And?" I will say "Are you Bart? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Bart. Frank Gifford is not Bart. But I..." Then you will finally get it and you will say "You...are Bart!

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    sparrowjack

    26 / M / Straight / New Haven, Connecticut Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    What's this? "You should answer in each language you know! English French Italian" it says. Hahaha. It also says: "When were you born? You must be 18." So to be helpful I say I'm 18. But I'm not really. In fact I'm just about old enough to be my own father, now I come to...

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    matthew88levy

    27 / M / Straight / Beverly Hills, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I'm told nice people give ride home brake down had dream movie stars calling psychic a ask dads girl friend you have live hear she spit face and didn't like at hear had dream movie ask live mom dad tell keep meting guys now a dad work frezzing cold did brakes truck won't let use barn 9 years as...

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