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    49 / F / Straight / Sydney, Australia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    If you're looking for intelligence don't contact me. I can't possibly measure up to your expectations, and of course, my English is fucking appalling.If you don't live in or around Sydney, Australia please don't contact me.

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    33 / M / Bisexual / Wellington, New Zealand Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Girl :-)** PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE AD CAREFULLY BEFORE CONTACTING ME INCLUDING THE FAQs/COMMENTS AT THE END. THANK YOU.(P.S. If you contact me it will be assumed you have read, understood and agree with everything on this page. If you disagree or don't like anything please don't contact me.

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    52 / M / Straight / Brier, Washington Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    You really should read all of this before you consider contacting me.Maybe not in one sitting... it certainly wasn't written that way and there is a lot here.And after you read this I don't expect you to know me.

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    39 / M / Straight / Auburn, Michigan Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    the pickings can be slim, I don't mind dating younger as long as you are mature.***** Here's the part where I get brutally honest. And I'm sorry if you think this makes me out to be a jerk, but I really don't care. And if it makes you laugh, all the better.1. Don't contact me if you are an idiot.

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