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    43 / F / Straight / Austin, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I'm hoping it's the radiant inner glow , but guessing the spectacular obesity. Not that they mention it, but let's be honest, people. Then probably the hair: thick and black, with premature white streaks. People sometimes tell me that others to whom they've introduced me mention how smart I am,...

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    32 / M / Straight / Elk Grove, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    You like to smile and laugh; You're looking for a parner in crime, best friend, and someone to be goofy with; You're ok with the fact that I'm pretty much a man-child (but serious when necessary, like when meeting parents or if you fart and it's too early in the relationship so you...

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