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    Bah weep gragnah weep nini bong - The Universal Greeting . If you remember this, you should never get any slack from any sentient lifeforms in the universe. Just a warning, my profile is very long and very detailed. I answered ALL the questions in the Questions section (Has...

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    -I sing when I drive. -I might have synesthesia . -I get turned on by girls with huge br...ains or that are extremely knowledgeable and can talk at length about the economic impacts of lowering trade tariffs with banana-producing South American countries...or how Alfred...

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    ** My wife Boingoloidburke - my soulmate , life partner , best friend , and one hell of a lover . ** My kids -Edgrr, 6 years old, Trevor, 4 years old, and Penny, 2 years old... they stink good . ** Bacon . Mmm, bacon. ** My hands - they come in handy. ** My...

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