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    barafubuki

    27 / F / Gay / Atlanta, Georgia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I always wanted to compete on WITWICS for 2nd place (not 1st), just so I could win the ACME Pocket Color Television. Now I live in the future where we have iPhones and can take YouTube anywhere, but my inner child still wishes I had the ACME Pocket Color Television. :(

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    lionessdivine

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    showing appreciation for your loved ones comes as naturally to you as it does to me (and you're creative in your expressions of gratitude on a daily basis...notice i said creative and not necessarily lavish...some of the best gifts in life are free)~you love and adore with reckless abandon~you show

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    RightAlice

    50 / F / Straight / Auburn, Maine Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Many a morning, I have awoken to find bits and pieces of Cape Cod waffle potato chips scattered across my floors, bedroom to bath. I find this utterly hilarious. ________ I often wonder what ever became of Jesse's poor Roomba after Jesse left... Is...

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    muxblank

    41 / M / Straight / Athens, Georgia Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    had a job cause I quit it to travel and work on my own stuff, but when I did work I tried not to work much (usually two or three days a week at most) so the rest of the time I could: Playing a show, sweating my balls off, screaming personal shit poetry so loud and hard that I almost pass out.

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    mitt-romney

    35 / F / Bisexual / Toronto, Ontario, Canada Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Bee Movie Script According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because...

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