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    papalsin

    43 / M / Straight / Worth, Illinois Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    You've made it this far into my profile and you're laughing your ass off and not making a puckered face like an asshole that's just had a halved lemon shoved up it (I mean, if it's not halved; how could the aforementioned asshole get lemon juice on it with which to cause puckering? See? I'm...

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    tharybaaby

    28 / F / Straight / Baldwin Park, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Especially noodles. I have an unhealthy obsession with noodles. All kinds of noodles. Ramen noodles. Rice noodles. Macaroni noodles. Spaghetti noodles. Vermicelli noodles. Egg noodles. ... My phoneMy walletCarMy bed (memory foam)FamilyNoodles

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    m0n5ieur

    23 / F / Straight / Portage, Michigan Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    I fucking love ramen noodles. ... Ramen noodles, hot water to cook my ramen noodles in, a large basement in which to store my ramen noodles, and....more ramen noodles.

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Tests

  • The Can You Cook 2 Minute Noodles Test

    The Can You Cook 2 Minute Noodles Test

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    Two minute noodles, as we all know, are a vital component of the modern diet. Quick, easy and tasty, they provide cheap sustenance to everyone from st...

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    The Noodles, Brains, and Plastic Test

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    NOODLES! BRAINS! PLASTIC! That has nothing to do with anything, and that's the point. This test is desgned to measure who you are by asking a serie...

  • The Food Lover Or Not Test

    The Food Lover Or Not Test

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    Ah, food. It is one of my beliefs that an appreciation of the different cuisines around the world fosters greater understanding amongst people. OK, en...

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    The Japanese Words In English Test

    by JonShumi

    Japan has integrated a multitude of words of English origin into its language, but English has borrowed its fair share back. Linguistic whore that it ...

  • The South Park Movie Test

    The South Park Movie Test

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    Hi! And welcome to my South Park Movie Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine whether or not you have seen this movie, or you a...

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