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    Look4FastHorses

    54 / M / Straight / Minneapolis, Minnesota Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    with meJust for nowLet the time decideWhen I won't need youMy hand searches for your handIn a dark roomI can't find youHelp meAre you looking for me? ... life I search to be completely human: to feel, to give, to take, to laugh, to get lost, to be found, to dance, to love and to lust, to be so human.

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    waluigi-waluigi

    21 / F / Straight / Manhattan, New York Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away... A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the main title. War drums echo through the heavens as a rollup slowly crawls into infinity. It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a...

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    The Sexual Scenarios Test

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    This is the sexual scenarios test. Since I know that ALOT of people masturbate while on OKCupid I decided to write this test for those of you who like...

  • The Evil Overlord Test

    The Evil Overlord Test

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    Most Evil Overlords are half-breed wannabes, and some are just downright incompetent clowns.  However, sometimes, a truly superior, evil, hyper-intelligent Evil Overlord comes along, and subjugat...

  • The How Lost Am I Test

    The How Lost Am I Test

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    Well this is my first test, that will determine how lost you are based on my analysis of you being lost in comparison to the average person in this wo...

  • The Choose Your Own Zombie Adventure Test

    The Choose Your Own Zombie Adventure Test

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    ZOMBIE ARMAGEDDON! Zombies are eating your neighbors and mucking up your favorite hang out spots, and it's up to you to decide how it turns out. This ...

  • The (Better!) Lost Character Test

    The (Better!) Lost Character Test

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    You like the show Lost, and naturally, you can't help but compare yourself to all the castaways in this character-driven show. Maybe you've tried oth...

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