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    The Sucker Lawyer:A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if ... was a Hollywood divorce lawyer."Nodding ominously, St. Peter asked, "What have you done to earn an eternal reward in heaven?"The lawyer thought about it

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    Murphey's Lawyer was discovered in 1742 when Prussian physicist Albert Gugenblunder poured a pint of brake fluid into a toaster.Murphey's Lawyer has been observed in solid, liquid and gaseous form, and is flammable when combined with bat guano.Murphey's Lawyer is a good ... Murphey's Lawyer was not the

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    Lawyer jokes;o)What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn.What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!=:Why do you need only two pall bearers at a lawyer's funeral?

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