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    NoPeopleAllowed

    24 / F / Straight / Kalamazoo, Michigan Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    your pet.I will not feed your pet ... a pet that you secretly hate because it was given to you by an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend?For these reasons and a million others,or simply if you think your pet and I would get along,please message me with a description of your pet, color photo your pet no

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    Croweley

    35 / M / Straight / Newport, Rhode Island Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    keyboard-your pet of choice is imaginary-your pet of choice makes dark matter poopies. Yes, I said poopies.-your pet of choice attaches to your face lovingly and deposits larvae in the abdomen.-your pet of choice answers to Mr. Tiddles.-your pet of choice is also your weapon of choice.-your pet of

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    Mikey_Mikeyest

    28 / M / Straight / Manchester, United Kingdom Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    5 divorces, 17 children and a pet giraffe. ... Feeding my pet giraffe.

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Tests

  • The PERFECT PET for ME Test

    The PERFECT PET for ME Test

    by Glam1

    Are you looking for the perfect type of pet, or maybe just wondering what type of pet suits you and your lifestyle best? You are at the right place!

  • The My Pet Rules The House Test

    The My Pet Rules The House Test

    by

    Do you have a pet that you give more respect to than some of your friends? How much you love your pet can simply not be put into words. Let's find out...

  • The Are You An Idiotic Pet Owner Test

    The Are You An Idiotic Pet Owner Test

    by wolfcaroling

    I have worked with animals for years, and I've learned that most pet owners... are idiots. They range between the callous and uncaring jerks to the i...

  • The

    The "Best Pet for You" Test

    by

    Are you a dog person? A cat person? Something else entirely? Find out what kind of pet you are made for.

  • The Companion Animal Empathy test

    The Companion Animal Empathy test

    by

    The Companion Animal Empathy Test will give you a series of multiple choice questions.  Try to choose the answer which most accurately represents your actual relationship with your pet. Ther...

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