Profiles

  • An image of _Wyrm

    _Wyrm

    28 / M / Bisexual / Leander, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Black Emperor and Mogwai and Black Sabbath and Swans and Xasthur and the screeching brakes of a truck before it pummels the life from your body, sending bits of flesh and all manner of liquid flying free into the air.

  • An image of saqzdswxfdec

    saqzdswxfdec

    30 / M / Straight / Barcelona, Spain Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    “And anyhow, it isn’t like anyone was going to be using them for anything else anyway - and when they taste this good, it’d be a sin not to have my fill!” Sure, it may seem like a victimless crime now, but one day you’ll look back and realise that that wasn’t...

  • An image of Velocraptor

    Velocraptor

    35 / M / Straight / Quincy, Michigan Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    - Jumping- Screeching- Clawing- Stalking- Conversation ... The Flinstones, Denver the Last Dinosaur, Dinosaur Planet, Sex in the City, Prehistoric Park, Dinosaurs, Screeching jumping robots, Land of the Lost.

  • An image of A340jock

    A340jock

    50 / M / Straight / El Segundo, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Hog grunts Non prophet organizations Useless knowledge Cooking rice Staying one hour under shower Hand catching geckos without hurt Procrastinating Crosswind landings Reading all day in bed Reading all night in bed Traveling by air for...

  • See More Profiles »

Tests

  • Default Test Image

    The Do You Like Munkees Test

    by

    Do you like monkeys? Or, as I like to think of them, munkees. There are good munkees. There are evil munkees. Evil munkees are scary, but good munkees...

  • The Pokemon Pet Type Test

    The Pokemon Pet Type Test

    by

    Welcome. So, you remember the incredibly irritating, poorly dubbed, and badly animated cartoon Pokemon? Of course you do. Well, what could anyone w...

  • Default Test Image

    The Which 80s Action Flick Are You? Test

    by

    In the 1980s, the world was blessed with the presence of some of the ass-kickingest cinema to ever hit the big screen. Whether we were screeching thr...

  • Default Test Image

    The punk rock Test

    by

    This is a test about punk music. If you need to know more....fuck off.

  • Default Test Image

    The Reasoning behind the answers Test

    by

    So we all know OkCupid has a ton of questions to find out what kind of person you are, right? Well, the thing is, a lot of those questions can be ans...

  • See More Tests »