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    _Wyrm

    28 / M / Bisexual / Cedar Park, Texas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Black Emperor and Mogwai and Black Sabbath and Swans and Xasthur and the screeching brakes of a truck before it pummels the life from your body, sending bits of flesh and all manner of liquid flying free into the air.

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    saqzdswxfdec

    30 / M / Straight / Barcelona, Spain Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    Choosing between the many different paint shades on offer for the exterior walls of your first home can be a very tricky decision for a young couple to make. You must however bear in mind that although colour may be an illusion produced by the complex interplay of light and substance, neighbourly...

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    Velocraptor

    35 / M / Straight / Quincy, Michigan Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    - Jumping- Screeching- Clawing- Stalking- Conversation ... The Flinstones, Denver the Last Dinosaur, Dinosaur Planet, Sex in the City, Prehistoric Park, Dinosaurs, Screeching jumping robots, Land of the Lost.

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    A340jock

    50 / M / Straight / El Segundo, California Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    You are worthy of Praxiteles's chisel My sincere apologies to the numerous ladies who frantically show up here as Valentine's day is (with so much cruelty) about to occur, for impolitely lurking at their profiles without dropping a line, but I have to respect age requirements as well...

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    The Do You Like Munkees Test

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    Do you like monkeys? Or, as I like to think of them, munkees. There are good munkees. There are evil munkees. Evil munkees are scary, but good munkees...

  • The Pokemon Pet Type Test

    The Pokemon Pet Type Test

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    Welcome. So, you remember the incredibly irritating, poorly dubbed, and badly animated cartoon Pokemon? Of course you do. Well, what could anyone w...

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    The Which 80s Action Flick Are You? Test

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    In the 1980s, the world was blessed with the presence of some of the ass-kickingest cinema to ever hit the big screen. Whether we were screeching thr...

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    The punk rock Test

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    This is a test about punk music. If you need to know more....fuck off.

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    The Reasoning behind the answers Test

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    So we all know OkCupid has a ton of questions to find out what kind of person you are, right? Well, the thing is, a lot of those questions can be ans...

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