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    HiltonTortoise Yanker?Thank You?Tiny Yorkie poe?TingTing YingYang?Toby Yates?Tortoise Yves?I really think the T is Tortoise.Maybe the Y is also Tortoise.Hm.... Yeah is probably Tortoise Tortoise.

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    of the tortoise and the scorpion. The scorpion needs to cross a river, and sees a tortoise, and asks the tortoise to swim them both across. "But you're a scorpion, you'll sting me when we get half way across" and the scorpion says "If i were to do that, we would both drown." So the tortoise agrees,

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    variety ( sugar gliders , chinchilla , hedgehog , bearded dragon , leopard geckos , tortoise , turtle , and more.

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