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    lxpear

    28 / M / Straight / Pittsburg, Kansas Match % Unknown Join to find out!

    turtle ... female turtles because they're much meaner than male turtles and when you get a couple female turtles in the same vicinity they're gonna be emitting pheromones like... well, they emit pheromones like a turtle in heat, enough said.Some people might not like the smell of female turtle

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    Shikijika

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    I'm a turtle. ... kind of turtle who will take a turtle analogy and run it into the ground trying to explain how I'm a turtle, even though I just realized I've said nothing about myself that had anything to do with a turtle and I'm not even sure why I'm keeping this going. I'm that kind of turtle.

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    maluturtle

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    Some words to resume the turtle. The turtle is patient, like eat, love, and dream. The turtle often wear a brown fur but in the winter, she prefers wear black sheep fur (yes, wool).She likes rabbits and is polyamorous.Turtle is small, sweet, safe ... Well, I'm a turtle after all.

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    celerystickstron

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    Turtles, once they get a taste for human flesh, can eat nothing else ever again.2. Baby turtles are called “Sparkies.”3. Turtles can live up to 200 years, but most experts agree that they hit their “turtle peak” in their ... pictures of turtles wearing scarves.5. The shell of a turtle is made

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    Setting the mood for a lively evening of turtle romance/ turtle fucking ... Turtle farming 101How to get your turtles to fuckA beginners guide to Turtle pregnancyTurtle sex positions (turtle sutra)How to tame your turtleBaby turtles (the formative years)

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