When not trying to pay bills, I love to learn new things and try new hobbies. Things I have done / want to do:
learn ALL the dead languages
I want to publish academically on Late Antiquity / medievalia. I also want to write a series of medieval-fantasy parodic erotic novels.
Also, I can drive stick.
(j/k, ironic smarm)
But seriously, I have pretty eyes.
(EDIT: The internet has helped me realize that, much to my chagrin, these all fall under the category of "written by old / dead / white dudes." If you have any recommendations, please let me know! I'm always eager to learn more.)
Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Office Space, The Fifth Element, Mad Max: Fury Road, Guardians of the Galaxy. Special mention for The Name of the Rose, which features Sean Connery as a 13th century crime-solving monk.
TV: Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Rick and Morty
Music: of Montreal, MGMT, Tom Waits, Regina Spektor, Gorillaz, Florence + the Machine, Amanda Fucking Palmer, The Blow, FreezePop, Red Hot Chili Peppers
Food: Pizza, Rice, Beans, Pesto, Pita, Hummus. Whatever I can stuff in a crock pot. Vinegar. Seriously, I LOVE vinegar.
... you'd be down for a coffee-shop-knitting date.
... you prefer Tesla over Edison.
... you are Amanda Fucking Palmer.
... you know of awesome places to check out in and around Cincinnati, Dayton, or Columbus.