When not trying to pay bills, I love to learn new things and try new hobbies. Things I have done / want to do:
learn ALL the dead languages
I want to publish academically on Late Antiquity / medievalia. I also want to write a series of medieval-fantasy parodic erotic novels.
Also, I can drive stick.
(EDIT: The internet has helped me realize that, much to my chagrin, these all fall under the category of "written by old / dead / white dudes." If you have any recommendations, please let me know! I'm always eager to learn more.)
Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Office Space, The Fifth Element, Mad Max: Fury Road, Guardians of the Galaxy. Special mention for The Name of the Rose, which features Sean Connery as a 13th century crime-solving monk.
TV: Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Rick and Morty
Music: of Montreal, MGMT, Tom Waits, Regina Spektor, Gorillaz, Florence + the Machine, Amanda Fucking Palmer, The Blow, FreezePop, Red Hot Chili Peppers
Food: Pizza, Rice, Beans, Pesto, Pita, Hummus. Whatever I can stuff in a crock pot. Vinegar. Seriously, I LOVE vinegar.
Lately I've been obsessed with microwave scrambled eggs. Bachelor life!
... the idea of staying in, drinking beers, working on hobbies / crafts, and watching cartoons with someone else sounds appealing.
... you can correctly answer the following question: Tesla or Edison?
... you know of / are intrigued by the Tumblr blog "Boys with Beards with Cats."
... you are Amanda Fucking Palmer.
... you know of awesome places to check out in and around Cincinnati, Dayton, or Columbus.