32Derry, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm an experience junkie with enough chips on my shoulder to make a sizable plate of nachos.

After a Shipwreak in the Atlantic, I'm licking my wounds (umm, salty!).
What I’m doing with my life
Buying expensive toilet paper because my ass likes to be pampered.

Crossing all the worlds oceans by Yacht (not going so well this one).

Creating new lives.

One of my next ones is a Croupier dealer in Vegas who marries couples dressed as Elvis on the weekends.

In my past one I was an evangelist with an addiction to jerking off and crying in shame afterwards.
I’m really good at
Racking up Passport Stamps (+TSA Fondles).

Having noisy sex at inappropriate times.

Working on:

Learning the age old wisdom of self-contentness coupled with humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
I never wear pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Milan Kundera-- Tom Robbins-- Douglas Adams-- Italo Calvino -- Kurt Vonnegut
Six things I could never do without
Five fingers and a healthy sense of imagination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If the Nigerian Prince has gotten help with his financial problem.

Animal Magnetism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hunting down people who flagged my profile as offensive and paying them personal visits. Or going out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Every second tuesday of the month I like to play BINGO!
You should message me if
You are curious about the world around you.
You're attractive and have your shit together (though preferably not in a pile in your bedroom).
You can spell, dance, are generally happy and have most (if not all) your teeth.
The rest is negotiable.
The two of us