32Belfast, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm an experience junkie with enough chips on my shoulder to make a sizable plate of nachos.

I listen well and I love a good conversation.

Travel excites me. Many things excite me..
What I’m doing with my life
Buying expensive toilet paper because my ass likes to be pampered.

Creating new lives.

One of my next ones is a Croupier dealer in Vegas who marries couples dressed as Elvis on the weekends.

In my past one I was an evangelist with an addiction to jerking off and crying in shame afterwards.
I’m really good at
Seeing things for what they really are..

Listening to what people are really saying..



Playing the violin..
The first things people usually notice about me
This one I'm not sure about, perhaps you can tell me after we meet?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Milan Kundera-- Tom Robbins-- Douglas Adams-- Italo Calvino -- Kurt Vonnegut
Six things I could never do without
Five fingers and a healthy sense of imagination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human connection. Ideas. Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hunting down people who flagged my profile as offensive and paying them personal visits. Or going out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Every second tuesday of the month I like to play BINGO!
You should message me if
You are curious about the world around you.

You're attractive and although you know it you don't abuse the privilege.

You have your shit together (though preferably not in a pile in your bedroom).

You can spell, dance, are generally happy and have most (if not all) your teeth.

The rest is negotiable.
The two of us