35Fairfax, United States
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My self-summary
I'm apparently adorable.

I can easily be lured with promises of sushi. I love it. Seriously, dangle some raw fish in front of me, and you can lead me most anywhere.

I love animals, cars, good food, cartoons, the Denver Broncos (and sports in general), and porn...not necessarily in that order, and certainly not all together. Although that would make for a hell of a Tuesday.

I'm involved in the local kink community and hoping for the same in a partner - It's certainly not a dealbreaker if that's not your thing, but you must be ok with it being a part of my life. I'd also prefer to not be someone's introduction to the kink scene.

I am a competitive powerlifter. I've been involved in the sport for a number of years now and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon. I recently changed coaches and I'm starting over from the basics and fundamentals. I'm in the gym at least three days a week. I love it.

I'm not looking for hookups. I prefer to let things happen naturally, not have a predetermined destination in mind. Let's see where the wind takes us!
What I’m doing with my life
I started a new job recently (that I'm loving so far) that involves commuting into DC every day, which I've never done regularly.

When I'm not at work I can be found hanging out with my awesome dogs, my roommate and his girlfriends (we have been playing a lot of games lately - munchkin and fluxx primarily), spending time with my friends, powerlifting, eating tasty food, or sometimes just sitting back reading a book or watching tv while cuddling with my dogs.
I’m really good at
Listening, kissing, driving, being easily excited and bouncy!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Stranger in a Strange Land, anything by Robert Heinlein, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, paranormal fiction, Christopher Moore.

Movies: I don't see nearly as many movies as I would like but my favorites are comedies, science fiction, animated films, and dramas. Some all time favorite include: Boondock Saints, The Usual Suspects, Hackers, The Big Lebowski, Cabin in the Words, Star Wars (the original three and I really enjoyed Rogue One.... Ask me about my Droid tattoo)

Shows: Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Archer, Adventure Time, American Gods, The Magicians, anything on HGTV.

Music: Tool, NIN, Reel Big Fish, Metallica, Journey, 80's rock, ska, pop. I'm kind of a musicphile and I love almost everything.

Food: sushi, ramen, Pho or Asian cuisine in general. I really just like food. I'm hoping to start working with a nutritionist to help me with getting into better habits.
Six things I could never do without
A book
Fun hair
My dogs
My car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How people choose the pictures they put up here. Why so many are group shots, why some don't include themselves, why some are so blurry, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'll usually get something tasty for dinner and then hang out around the house with my dogs. If not this, then sometimes it's off to a kink party in Frederick or Baltimore. Sometimes I host a game night at my house where a bunch of friends come over and we eat, drink, and play fun games, and my sides usually hurt by the next morning because I've laughed so much. Sometimes it's out to dinner with friends or with a great book. Make me an offer and see if we can come up with some new options to add to the list.
You should message me if
Any or all of the following statements apply (but seriously, if you want to, please do!)

-You have a question! I answer more quickly if you ask a question =)

-You identify with the words poly, kinky, or queer.

-You have tattoos/piercings.

-You are a powerlifter or exercising and being active are important to you.

-You live in the NOVA/DC area.

-You have awesome facial hair.

-You can rock a kilt.

-You're not looking for a third in your already existing relationship. I am looking for a primary partner.

-You want to. (Seriously, drop me a message if you want to talk. I won't bite, I promise.) please don't just swipe right and not follow up with a message. Done be shy.... I'm already too good at that. :)

I'm often really terrible about remembering to respond to messages if I don't do so right away. Please don't take offense, but feel free to poke me again.
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