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My self-summary
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I'm awesome... no, seriously, I am. I'm about 60% awesome, 40%
sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that you
think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a ninja
monkey is? Well...you may be right.

BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs
instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as
hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits
from a sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not exist.

...now how many guys can say THAT!
What I’m doing with my life
So I'm tired of the typical Vegas club scene and being asked if I have blow... guess I'm looking for someone who can break the mold.

I've always been FASCINATED by psychology and wanting to ask the question, "Why do people do what they do?" After getting depressed working for a suicide hotline center I realized that I needed to do something that fitted me more. I love to travel and will admit always enjoyed the spotlight, plus I wanted to be part of something big that really changed the lives of others.

So I began a career as a public speaker and life coach helping
people develop inner confidence, overcome personal anxieties, set goals for their life, and improve their social skills... guess the
secret really does work!

I work a flexible schedule so I end up sleeping in a lot and "working" from home or whatever city I find myself in. It's a tough life. But those margaritas aren't going to drink themselves.
I’m really good at
Hearing my alarm clock and believing that it's a sound in my dream and therefore I don't actually have to wake up.

Putting pictures on facebook that DON'T involve taking a picture of myself in a mirror or with my shirt off.

Dancing amazingly well because I'm drunk...or dancing horribly because I'm drunk.

Being a fat kid.

Working out because I'm a fat kid.



Make-up sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm one handsome ass motha f*cker...then they learn how incredibly modest I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
OK way to much to name so I'll just go top favorites...

Books: Harry Potter (yes I'm a dork I get it!), Dan Brown books, Power of Now, 7 habits of highly successful people
Movies: Dark Knight, Fight Club, Matrix, Departed, Knocked up, LOTR trilogy
Music: Classic and modern rock, some pop stuff
Food: Sushi...I'm addicted
Six things I could never do without
My phone (or pretty much mini computer), that little Men in Black zapper that makes people forget stuff (great if I go on a date I dont like), the key people in my life that are always loyal and there with me, SUSHI, a sense of humor, and of course....don't forget to bring a towel!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How probably the greatest harm done by vast wealth is the harm that we of moderate means do ourselves when we let the vices of envy and hatred enter deep into our own natures.

...and knock knock jokes
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading to the blind/Walking old ladies across the street/curing cancer/eating more than Michael Phelps/building orphanges for puppies that can't bark/staying humble and not trying to impress you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I did the naked man from "How I Met Your Mother". Yes it worked and it was LEGEN...wait for it...I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next word is DARY!
You should message me if
You can contribute more to a conversation then "lol"

The two of us