I'm awesome... no, seriously, I am. I'm about 60% awesome, 40%
sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that you
think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a ninja
monkey is? Well...you may be right.
BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs
instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as
hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits
from a sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not exist.
...now how many guys can say THAT!
I've always been FASCINATED by psychology and wanting to ask the question, "Why do people do what they do?" After getting depressed working for a suicide hotline center I realized that I needed to do something that fitted me more. I love to travel and will admit always enjoyed the spotlight, plus I wanted to be part of something big that really changed the lives of others.
So I began a career as a public speaker and life coach helping
people develop inner confidence, overcome personal anxieties, set goals for their life, and improve their social skills... guess the
secret really does work!
I work a flexible schedule so I end up sleeping in a lot and "working" from home or whatever city I find myself in. It's a tough life. But those margaritas aren't going to drink themselves.
Putting pictures on facebook that DON'T involve taking a picture of myself in a mirror or with my shirt off.
Dancing amazingly well because I'm drunk...or dancing horribly because I'm drunk.
Being a fat kid.
Working out because I'm a fat kid.
Books: Harry Potter (yes I'm a dork I get it!), Dan Brown books, Power of Now, 7 habits of highly successful people
Movies: Dark Knight, Fight Club, Matrix, Departed, Knocked up, LOTR trilogy
Music: Classic and modern rock, some pop stuff
Food: Sushi...I'm addicted
...and knock knock jokes