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My self-summary
Do you know David Mitchell? No, not the Cloud Atlas one, the Peep Show one. That's me, only in female form, with better teeth and a lot less funny. Maybe throw a bit of Dylan Moran in the mix. Yeah, that's better.
Also, I'm fat and my dog is hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
I live in Prague with my girlfriend, two dogs, a cat and a hedgehog. Can't say I have much of a social life but then again, I don't really mind because people are horrible. I don't drink, I don't dance, but give me a board game anytime.

I'm studying American Studies for my master's degree which is fun, but can never land me a job. But yeah, c'mon, ask me about the constitutional changes in 1970's Mexico and we can talk, baby. Currently working in a second-hand bookshop and if you've ever seen Black Books, then you've basically seen the bookshop I work at, only add a little more crazy, stupid and drugs. And if you haven't seen Black Books, then what the hell, man!? Why are you reading this stupid 'What I'm doing with my life' section, go watch it!

I'd like to think that I'm more cultured than I actually am but I still try to go to cinema/theater/concerts as much as my budget kindly allows me.
Other than that I play the piano - I suck at it but love it anyway, because Bach is cool, obviously. However, the world also does not need more crappy pianists who are trying to persuade themselves that ONE DAY they'll be able to play that Yann Tiersen piece....
I’m really good at
Making sarcastic remarks about anything, talking about inappropriate topics, relating any kind of topic to Doctor Who, falling asleep quickly, killing plants by forgetting to water them, making mess in my room, ironing, cleaning up after others (yes, I'm like Monica from Friends - still fat though :D).
The first things people usually notice about me
Well since I'm not other people I can only guess, but I'd say they would probably notice my very energetic hand gestures and weird faces I tend to make while speaking about anything from tangerines (I really love tangerines) to Doctor Who (have I mentioned that I'm really into that show? no?).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Stuart, a life Backwards, The Quantum Universe, All the Presiden's Men, Moab is my Washpot, The Master and Margarita, God Knows

Movies: Single Man, The Backyard, Star Wars, 12 Angry Men, Howl's Moving Castle, everything from Wes Anderson, The Shining, Man on Wire, Victor Victoria, short movies of Jan Svankmajer

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Parks and Recreation, The Office, Black Books, 'Allo 'Allo, Gilmore Girls, QI, Firefly, Arrested Development, Better Off Ted, Wonders of the Universe

Music: Arcade Fire, Alt J, Mumford and Sons, Florence and The Machine, Spector, Woodkid, Sigur Ros, Patrick Wolf, Paloma Faith, The National, Keane, The Shins, Regina Spektor, Bella & Sebastian, Simon & Garfunkel, Leonard Cohen, Rufus Wainwright, Marina and the Diamonds...well this list is practically neverending.

Food: I just like food generally. Though I like tangerines. And bananas - you know what they say about bananas? Never forget to bring a banana to a party.
Six things I could never do without
My girlfriend (she cooks, I cannot, you do the math), my pets (we got 4 of them but that surely counts as one), earl grey with milk, phone, my fluffy blanket and glasses, because I can't see shit without them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where are my glasses.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, cuddling with my dogs browsing Netflix.
Or ironing and eating chocolate.
You should message me if
...you need to complete your OKC account by messaging five people and you're extremely annoyed by it because you feel like there's no one for you here
...you know what TARDIS is.
...you watch a lot of British panel shows and want to talk to someone who can appreciate that
...you want to chat about the 2016 US Presidential elections
...you've read or seen Stuart, a Life Backwards
...you binge watch the Peep Show every now and then, because why not
...you want to see some photos of my pets (that's like pictures of children in lesbian world)
The two of us