-MonkeyBusiness
34 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Well, hello Miss!
Looking for a nice young lady to spend some time with.
Let's catch up for a drink - worst case scenario, the booze is on me, I bombed at making you laugh, and you're outta there in 20minutes. Best case: Cupid's arrow strikes!
What I’m doing with my life
There's not much to it: I like to work a lot, eat pretty well, drink a good bit, and run the occasional half marathon.
The first things people usually notice about me
I like to chat with basically everyone around me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All the best stuff.
The six things I could never do without
I drink an absolutely absurd amount of iced green tea, though I'm definitely not sure why. There's really not much of a caffeine boost and there's essentially no flavor, but at this point I just can't stop. I'm afraid if i even tried, there'd be withdrawal symptoms. This is just a part of my life we'll have to learn to embrace together.

I like to have something to read on the subway, and I've got no qualms with "I heart NY" T-shirts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How do mailmen feel about heavy magazine subscribers?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hangin'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a huge apple-picking fan.

If things pan out between us, you better believe that we're headed to New England to score some apples at least once per fall.
You should message me if
You stay up later than you should too often, are passionate about something, and are up for some tomfoolery.

Also, I'm just itching to get to Cuba, before the Castros keel over and it becomes Carribbean Disneyland, definitely let me know if you want to go down and get some legit mojitos.
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