I hope you're ready for some fun!
(and maybe his deadlift.)
(I know the last two aren't really e-penis-ish.)
(but he could probably post pictures on the Internet and win e-fame for it.)
(so it kind of counts.)
as a friend put it: "Smart enough to program drunk, throws up a ton in steel at the gym and goes home to beat you at Starcraft in between destroying your pussy. Tall order."
if you've ever (1) listed the following on your profile or (2) considered getting serious with a girl who lists the following on her profile, then we are most likely not compatible, you handsome stranger!
- "I love to laugh!"
- "I like to explore the city!"
- "Friday nights are never typical!"
- "I love to travel!"
- "I don't take myself too seriously!"
- "I'm looking for my partner in crime!"
- "DAE le reddit this gem amirite guys?"
- "oh, and I love to laugh!"
also, I'm not skinny. make sure we kew with that.
ALSO, if you've ever used a meme in real life, I probably hate you. I knew it wouldn't work out when he told me how much he loved rage comics and advice animals. I admire creativity over regurgitation.