30 Navarre, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not sure what I'm looking for.

I log in very sporadically, I apologize if I do not answer you.

But here's my profile anyways:

Random facts about me:

-- I love roller coasters and theme parks in general really. I've actually written informal guides for my friends when they visit theme parks with their families.

-- Halloween is now my favorite holiday thanks to Halloween Horror Nights. I love being scared shitless!!

-- I was born in the Philippines and lived there until I was 5 when a volcano erupted and we evacuated.

-- I have to sleep with my feet sticking out from under the covers.

-- I enjoy drawing and have sometimes drawn a doodle a day. Feel free to stalk:https://www.instagram.com/artificialwit/

-- I make lists. For everything. And timelines. Basically I live to plan.

-- I finally got around to watching Snakes on a Plane for the first time 10 years after it was released. And I loved it. Thoroughly entertaining.

-- I use chopsticks incorrectly.

-- I am an ISFJ-T | “The Defender” according to http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
(Introverted: 25%, Observant: 19%, Feeling: 20%, Judging: 28%, Turbulent: 39%. Role: Sentinel | Strategy: Constant Improvement)

-- I have a Youtube video with over 10 million views.

-- My real name is Laura, if you've actually read this all, congratulations.
What I’m doing with my life

In March 2012, I packed up my car with my essential possessions and drove over 2,000 miles from Florida to California where I found work as a graphic designer and social media person for an online marketing firm in LA.

Then I got tired of circling my block in Koreatown to find parking, so I packed up and moved to Seattle (October 2013).

I worked from home while contemplating going back to the 9 to 5 life. (No naps and unicorn onesies were a big deal breaker). Then my heart was broken by a guy and the city (Seattle is way too expensive).

So now I find myself purging the majority of my possessions, yet again, to drive across the country back to Florida this summer (June 2016).

When did I turn into such a nomad??
I’m really good at
The board game Clue!
I'm pretty awesome at that.
I once won a game in 2 turns.
So bring it on!
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not outgoing enough to start a conversation with strangers, but should they start it, I am quite friendly though a bit awkward at times.

So friendliness and my smile and apparently my eyes, based on recent messages.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
--Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman (anything Neil Gaiman really...)
--Various graphic novels:
Marvel 1602
Buffy Season 8

--The Last Unicorn
--Pirates of the Caribbean
--Little Miss Sunshine
--Pride and Prejudice
--The Fifth Element
--The Air I Breathe
--28 Days Later
--The Avengers
--Love Actually
--Major Payne
--The Martian
--Big Hero 6
--John Wick
--Star Wars
--The Mist

And many more...

--The 100
--Stranger Things
--Agents of Shield
--The Walking Dead
--Brooklyn Nine-Nine
--Orange is the New Black
--Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
--Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
--How to Get Away With Murder

--Achievement Hunter


Currently... Hamilton. I enjoy pretending to believe I can rap.

Otherwise, mostly anything that's upbeat. I like listening to Pop music (I like a catchy beat and easy lyrics to sing to, sue me).

I will give anything a chance, as long as it isn't country, gospel, hardcore rap, or hurts my ears with screaming vocals.

The six things I could never do without
1) A computer with internet connection.
2) Familial connection
3) Laughter
4) Friendship
5) Warmth/Love
6) Loyalty
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Many things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a movie, reading a book, playing board games (Sequence and Clue are my favorites), playing computer games (Most recently Killing Floor 2).
(add me on Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/artificialwit )

I'm not into the partying and drinking scene. Nor can I tolerate weed, the smell bothers me, as does any smoking. Even the tiniest bit.

But if I do go out I like to go bowling, play pool, mini golf, shopping, or driving 3 hours just to see a movie (okay that only happened once, but it was worth it!).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I loved jury duty ... I'm 100% serious.
You should message me if
--You honestly want to start a conversation with me.
--You share something in common with me.
--You aren't going to be lewd or annoying.