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My self-summary
I don't know. I do weird things. I watch weird movies. I listen to weird music. I also read a lot of fantasy and sci-fi novels, watch way too many TV shows, spend more time than I should playing video games, but I'm pretty content.

I'm an INTJ with a comedic streak. I am super independent, ambitious, opinionated, organized, and outspoken. This makes me intimidating to some people. If you can make it past that, you'll find that I can be friendly, too.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a Bachelor's of Science in Biology with a minor in Chemistry and a Bachelor's of Science in Medical Laboratory Sciences. I work in a lab, so I'm pretty much a mad scientist.

I love viruses, bacteria, parasites, and generally anything having to do with the human body and how delightfully disgusting it is.
I’m really good at
winning, being right, smart-assery, sarcasm, board games, air hockey, air guitar, air breathing, binge-watching an entire series in one day. You know, the usual.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually, my tattoos. Sometimes, my laugh.

(I get complimented on my teeth, a lot. It's kind of weird.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Here, have this:

Movies: Every Monty Python thing ever made, LOTR, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, everything Star Wars (even the kid's shows), Marvel cinematic universe, horror movies, Studio Ghibli movies, documentaries and mockumentaries.
Six things I could never do without
- A good book
- My phone
- Textbooks
- Netflix
- Something crafty (crochet, cross stitch, embroidery, something)
- A pen that writes really well. Like, buttery smooth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
cliffhangers of my favorite television shows, how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, what chucking even is, how people who don't like pizza can even exist, why I can't find bigfoot, and what I've got to do to get abducted by aliens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching TV shows, social networking, playing WoW, cross stitching, or reading up on new studies on my favorite viruses. My life is so exciting, I swear.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am absolutely bothered by the fact that Klingon, Pig Latin, and Elvish are not included in the language choices in the 'My Details' section.

If you smell a fart, it was most definitely me.

I dislike all of my tattoos, and I plan on getting every single one of them removed. Think before you ink, kiddos.
You should message me if
- Your first name rhymes with Orange.
- You know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
- You're never gonna give me up.
- You're never gonna let me down.
- You're never gonna run around and desert me.

Oh, also, I don't want to make sexing with you. Move along.
The two of us