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My self-summary
I'm never on here anymore, and I'm only looking for friends. Like, friends to talk politics with and drink sodas with. Be my friend.

I don't know. I do weird things. I watch weird movies. I listen to weird music. I also read a lot of fantasy and sci-fi novels, watch way too many TV shows, spend more time than I should playing video games, but I'm pretty content.

I'm an INTJ with a comedic streak. I am super independent, ambitious, opinionated, organized, and outspoken. This makes me intimidating to some people. If you can make it past that, you'll find that I can be friendly, too.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently attending the University of North Texas fulltime. I hope to earn a Bachelor's of Science in Biology with a minor in Chemistry and a Bachelor's of Science in Medical Laboratory Sciences. I pretty much want to be a mad scientist. Actually, I just want to work with pathogens and contagious disease. I swear I don't have it in for myself.

I love viruses, bacteria, parasites, and generally anything having to do with the human body and how delightfully disgusting it is.
I’m really good at
winning, being right, smart-assery, sarcasm, board games, air hockey, air guitar, air breathing, binge-watching an entire series in one day. You know, the usual.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually, my tattoos. Sometimes, my laugh.

(I get complimented on my teeth, a lot. It's kind of weird.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I had a huge pretentious list of authors I have enjoyed at one point or another, however, I have decided to leave you with my Goodreads profile, because it's easier and I'm too lazy to do the favorites thing.

Movies: Every Monty Python thing ever made, LOTR, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Repo: the Genetic Opera, Marvel cinematic universe, DC cinematic universe, horror movies, Studio Ghibli movies, documentaries and mockumentaries. I will make this simple and say that I simply like movies. I will watch just about anything once.

Jesus, why is this so difficult?
Six things I could never do without
- A good book
- My phone
- Textbooks
- Netflix
- WoW (I cannot stop)
- A pen that writes really well. Like, buttery smooth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
cliffhangers of my favorite television shows, how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, what chucking even is, how people who don't like pizza can even exist, why I can't find bigfoot, and what I've got to do to get abducted.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching TV shows, social networking, playing WoW, having DnD and beer night with my husband and his friends, or studying. My life is so exciting, I swear.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am absolutely bothered by the fact that Klingon, Pig Latin, and Elvish are not included in the language choices in the 'My Details' section.

If you smell a fart, it was most definitely me.

I dislike all of my tattoos, and I plan on getting every single one of them removed. Think before you ink, kiddos.
You should message me if
- Your first name rhymes with Orange.
- You know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
- You're never gonna give me up.
- You're never gonna let me down.
- You're never gonna run around and desert me.

Oh, also, I don't want to make sexing with you. Move along.
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