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My self-summary
Name is Shane. Used to have this all filled out with info about me, but come to find out, most people don't read it anyways, so if you want to know just ask.

update: obviously I have a beard, but I made a bet with my best friend that I wouldn't shave it until he gets married "obviously so I can look glorious as the best man". So if extreme amounts of facial hair scares you, then I am by no means the guy for you.

p.s. I know most girls harp about this, but please refrain from sending me messages that say "hey", "hi", "what's up". If you can't send a legit message then you obviously can't hold a decent conversation.
:)--- smiley face

p.p.s. I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC. that is all..

"In the end it's not about what you have.
In the end it's all about where you want to go.
And the roads that you take to help you get there.
I hope you think that's fair.
Cause you've only got one life to lead.
So don't take for granted those little things.
Those little things are all that we have....."
(if you know what song these lyrics are from or just the band that will give you one point on the Shane scale)
What I’m doing with my life
Working an ass ton as a dolphin waxer. I work a lot, trying to get myself back together after a rough couple of years professionally and personally.
I’m really good at
I'm would say I'm good at being the resident retard.. I'm the guy you can always count on to make you smile and laugh while making a fool out of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard, the way I dress, the tattoos. Also girls always notice how curly my eyelashes are. It's OK to be jealous..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- I love to read anything real. Mostly music biographies such as Nikki Sixx, Corey Taylor, Motley Crue and other biographies such as Steve-0 and Banksy.. Anything by Neil Strauss and Tucker Max.. Currently in a non-fiction bias.

Requiem for a dream
Clockwork orange
Gone in 60 seconds
Step brothers
-those are a few of the favorites.

Shows- the walking dead, sons of anarchy, justified, big bang theory, Dexter, discovery channel, history channel..

Music-Absolutely love music. Slipknot, Stone Sour, Saosin, AFI, Deftones, Daft Punk, Deadmaus, Journey, Motley Crue, 30 Seconds To Mars, Lil Wayne, Blink-182, Of Mice And Men, Awolnation, Asking Alexandria, Jonny Craig, Emarosa, Chiodos (when Craig Owens was the vocalist), Skrillex, GnR, Man Overboard, A7X, Cranberries, Killswitch Engage, Abandon All Ships, Blessthefall, The Used, Whitesnake, Mayday Parade, The Offspring, The Pixies, Never Shout Never, Everlast, Wiz Khalifa, Rise Against, Firehouse, Marilyn Manson, Flobots, Drake, Sleeping W/ Sirens, From First To Last(when Sonny "skrillex" Moore was the vocalist), Foreigner, The Mars Volta, Brand New, Emily Browning, The Beatles, The Who, Aerosmith, The Doors, Blue October, Alice Cooper, Atreyu, Cam'ron, Stone Temple Pilots, T.I., Cartel, Candlebox, The Temper Trap, Unkle, Death Cab For Cutie, Crosses, D.R.U.G.S., The Verve Pipe, Steve Vai, Drake, Snow Patrol, Smashing Pumpkins, Def Leppard, Ellie Goulding, Duran Duran...

Food- pretty much only eat once a day so not really picky on food, just don't eat 99% of seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Mtn. dew/Redbull
Cellular telephone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
where I will be say 5 or 10 years from now and who will be there to spend it with me.

*update* That was what I used to think about a lot but have come to the realization that I will be a bachelor for a long time due to the fact that most women can't keep their legs closed and stay faithful. So now I'm usually just thinking bout how shitty work is going to be tonight, why some cats have sweet ass mustaches while others suffer, easy get rich schemes and or winning powerball, and last but not least, glorious turtles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unfortunately working, then naked Netflix time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like boobs.
You should message me if
You want to and you think I'm awesome. If awesome is on your resume.