29 New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
I write lyrics and stand-up routines because if I don’t, my stomach hurts. I care about the environment, but I care (almost equally) about seeing Paul Thomas Anderson's newest movie. When I’m in my hometown, I take my mom to art house movies to prevent her from exclusively watching Dancing with the Stars re-runs. I took up painting about a year ago because I have lots of wall space in my apartment and real art can be insanely expensive when purchased on Royal. As it turns out, canvass is not my medium. Doesn’t hurt to try, though.

Everyone talks about travel on here, so I might as well join in. Best experience was a 10,000 mile cross-country road trip with my best friend a couple years ago. Freegans, old time music, methed-out gun-toting New Mexicans, and wayward neo-hippie Europeans abounded. Shit got weird.

Through a series of increasingly creative punishments formulated by my parents during my high school years (all of which are too complex to list here), I ended up studying oil spills and environmental degradation in grade school and college. Low and behold, I’m in New Orleans dealing with that very subject. Oil spills…are depressing. I, however, am a veteran of love, an expert in stucco, and an outlaw in Peru. In the interest of full disclosure, I stole that last sentence from some kid's essay I found online.
What I’m doing with my life
Frequenting potlucks and diving headfirst into YouTube wormholes.
I’m really good at
Making myself laugh. Sometimes it extends to others.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lots of stuff. I'm slower than most people on music. What you liked six (ten?) years ago I probably like now.

Movies: Kubrick, Herzog, Scorcese, Cronenberg, PTA, Lynch, Gus Van Sant, Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson. Pretty much anything that isn't remotely like a Michael Bay movie.

I also listen to a ton of podcasts. Recommendations are appreciated.
On a typical Friday night I am
onstage at Kajuns...probably being yelled at by the DJ for bringing a drink with me. Possibly at a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My friends and I have a band that's purely for our own ears/enjoyment and can best be described as "improvisational heroin rock." We sound terrible and we don't shoot heroin. Still...it's pretty great.