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My self-summary
My name is Audrey.

I play the ukulele. I'm not too lady-like. Sorry. I tend to have a sailor's mouth sometimes. To the guy that asked if I was wearing a wig: no, it's natural, thanks. I am absolutely addicted to coffee. I like coffee and conversations. I talk about 100 mph and way too much. I believe I'm a little 'much' for some people. I'm very optimistic. I love to laugh and I smile a lot. I'm a real softy. I rarely get angry. I love animals. Nature in general. I prefer to stay outside rather than inside somewhere. I'm clumsy and people have told me I walk funny.
I’m really good at
Talking. I do it a lot. Car karaoke. Petting dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyeballs? They're so dark they look black sometimes. Also, that I just most likely said "fuck" atleast 3 times in a sentence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Giving Tree. My grandmother insists that "How To Be A Lady: A Contemporary Guide To Common Courtesy" will help me get a 'gentleman friend' so I read that hoping that she was correct. Lately, James Frey's A Million Little Pieces. I read a lot. I can pick up anything and read it. Also, I like to spend time in the reference center of bookstores.

Movies: anything with Helena Bonham Carter in it, the Fox and the Hound, 180○ South.
Shows: the Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Stranger Things.

Very eclectic music taste. I like music you can feel.
Six things I could never do without
wonderful friends, a toothbrush, my ukulele, coffee, hot showers, delicious foods.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much drinking is 'social' drinking?
How this site feels like window shopping for stuff I can't afford.
Why people not in the south look at me like I'm nuts when I ask for a sweet tea. "We have Brisk." No, ma'am. No, thank you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Adventuring. Karaoke. Drinking a beer after work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once I got knocked out cold by a seagull.
You should message me if
If you know what my username is without using Google.

If you've seen me lurk your page a couple times and thought about messaging me. Maybe I've thought "Man, I wish he would message me."

If this site also makes you feel like a creeper.

You're tall and have nice teeth.

You're awesome with a unicycle, pogo stick or hula hoop.

You have something to say other than "hey whats up", "yo girl how are you", "hey sexy", "hi cutie", etc.
The two of us