I am not interested in your shirtless photos or your tribal tattoos. I play the ukulele. I'm not too lady-like. Sorry. I tend to have a sailor's mouth sometimes. To the guy that asked if I was wearing a wig: no, it's natural, thanks. I am absolutely addicted to coffee. I like coffee and conversations. I talk about 100 mph and way too much. I believe I'm a little 'much' for some people. I'm very optimistic. I love to laugh and I smile a lot. I'm a real softy. I rarely get angry. I love animals. Nature in general. I prefer to stay outside rather than inside somewhere. I'm clumsy and people have told me I walk funny.
Movies: anything with Helena Bonham Carter in it, the Fox and the Hound, 180○ South.
Shows: the Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Stranger Things.
Very eclectic music taste. I like music you can feel.
I love food and I love to cook. Except seafood. The only seafood I've tried is sushi and shrimp. Eh. I am ADDICTED to Flamin' Hot Funyuns. Horrible.
How this site feels like window shopping for stuff I can't afford.
Why people not in the south look at me like I'm nuts when I ask for a sweet tea. "We have Brisk." No, ma'am. No thank you.
If you've seen me lurk your page a couple times and thought about messaging me. Maybe I've thought "Man, I wish he would message me."
If this site also makes you feel like a creeper.
You're tall and have nice teeth.
You're awesome with a unicycle, pogo stick or hula hoop.
You have something to say other than "hey whats up", "yo girl how are you", "hey sexy", "hi cutie", etc.